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Sewer rats

Unlike a solo ratchet the sewer rat tends to be multiple. You never see them just hear them, unless you are what they want to prey on. They stay in the dark and/or like hoodies. They seem to only be a problem for couples. They all have a habit of distracting one to keep you wondering if you really just seen that. While the other is getting promise's of sex and ideas of money and power. When these ugly creatures are around it's not as obvious as you would think so if at any time you think "is my partner really getting a hand job in the same room as me?" The answer is you probably have a sewer rat problem.
Jim: Where is Jack? haven't really seen him around.
John: He's been playing in the gutters and the sewer rats sunk their teeth in.
Jim: poor Jill does she know?
John: she thinks she's going crazy and no one has the heart to tell her it's sewer rats.
Jim: that's fatal! Their relationship will never last now! I call dibs on her!
John: aren't you just a sewer rat in the making.
by puffin tuffnstuff June 7, 2023
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Colombian Sewer

The Colombian Sewer - A sex move where a person sniffs cocaine ( a drug prominent in Columbia) off another persons ass crack after doing anal - there may be feaces over it and it may stink hence the name Sewer.
E.g "Hey Dave, how did you get on with that bird last night? "
"Bro she said do the Colombian Sewer, i did't want to but i was too drunk to care."

"Bro thats nasty."
by Bornator January 25, 2018
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Sewer Gas

The secretion that seeps from the poop chute after a wet flatulence, often this liquid gas leaves a tar stain or racing stripe in the underwear, in severe cases it permeates to second line of defense the trousers
After the Mexican appetizer of beans and green chilies ,Mike's floodgates released enough sewer gas to evacuate a whole city block
by BIG T 49 February 11, 2021
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Sewer Mouth

A European. It is unclear if they do not have access to tooth brushes, or if they just refuse to use them. However, for one reason or another, they manage to have the most disgusting teeth on the planet.
"A sewer mouth just joined our game - you can tell because he spelled 'Jail' as 'Gaol' "
"Why are people from Europe so annoying?"
by anonymous January 19, 2022
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Sewer Jew

A slur for those weird jews that lived in the sewer January 2024.
"Hey!" "Look at those sewer jews over there!"
by AdjustedKid January 11, 2024
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Sewer

When you get in trouble because of a snitch.
Plural: sewered

"You got an A on that last test!"

"that's because he cheated"

"Why you gotta sewer me like that bro?"
by angelkills March 3, 2016
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Sewer Cave

A vagina that hasn't been touched till the penis has fully penetrated the (an) anus continously. For then the the vaginas will then become a stenchy dirty "Sewer-Cave".
"Dude she let me put it in her ass, THEN I f***** her one pussy!"
"Awe damn, did you eat her out afterwards?"
"He'll no, that shit was a Sewer Cave when I was done with it"
by The Douche Named Chad! July 13, 2015
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