Get the piss-tankmug. In the context of office and corporate culture, when two men enter a restroom and have to shit, one enters a stall, and the other gets shy and "fakes a piss", opting instead to pretend to urinate and return later for another anonymous attempt at defecating. One can also "fake a piss" if there are too many people shitting, and using a stall will entail crapping too close to other people. It can also be used if someone sees you enter the bathroom before you can sneak into a stall.
"Man, I had to shit real bad, but the managing partner saw me in the bathroom, so I had to fake a piss".
by Mr. Private Guy February 10, 2006
Get the fake a pissmug. When you've been holding your pee for literally more than 3 hours so when you finally do release your pee, you don't have to push it out, it just flows.
by Hollywood8245 November 25, 2007
Get the Fat pissmug. A drinking session. A booze up.
Proverbially, the thing that a particular bad organiser couldn't organise, even if by pure dumb luck he happened to find himself in the place where beer is produced.
Proverbially, the thing that a particular bad organiser couldn't organise, even if by pure dumb luck he happened to find himself in the place where beer is produced.
Another government IT project's gone pear shaped, seems EDS really couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.
by hognoxious September 4, 2007
Get the Piss-upmug. by minghi April 26, 2003
Get the piss orgasmmug. Piss Posturing = Personal Interest in Social Situations (PISS). Some people fake that they have a sincere personal interest towards one individual in front of others in a social situation. Imagine a CEO holding court at a work function dinner table asking questions of a new junior associate. In the case of Piss Posturing, BOTH the person showing the interest, and the person receiving the interest KNOW that the person showing the interest doesn't give a damn about the other person. It's purely a SHOW, a posturing, to show others how personable and humble the person showing the interest is.
The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."
The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."
She's an annoying Piss Posturing socialite. She showed a lot of interest in me at the dinner table, but couldn't remember my name when we left the party.
by Chris Rickety Spritz March 24, 2017
Get the Piss Posturingmug. (a) The best of the best under any circumstances.
Dallas: "Did you see that crazy wave I just rode?"
Jose: "No. Was it a big one?"
Dallas: "Big is an understatement! It was a Puppy Piss wave!
Jose: "No. Was it a big one?"
Dallas: "Big is an understatement! It was a Puppy Piss wave!
by Wild N' Out March 5, 2018
Get the Puppy Pissmug.