Fed

Slang term typically for FBI agents or police officers. If you see a fed in the dark, they will glow a dim green.

The feds took down my Nigerian scamming site! What happened to the free internet?

by somerandompiggo2 April 7, 2024

Fedding

Backdooring your homie , federal agent informant or police informant, there name will be all over the police statements and or used in the court of law .

Marko told jakob "Im fedding ", i'll snitch right away.

by amgdeion April 16, 2022

Nik From Fed Ex

Nik is a blonde overweight man in his twenties, Nik is the kind of guy to groom young girls on VrChat and unknowingly get minors into a polyamorous relationship and send disgusting messages via discord. Nik also works for Fed Ex and lives with his mother who is very clearly sick and tired of him. Nik needs to move out, get help, get a life and stop being a discord mod.

Person 1: Oh my gosh did you hear what that guy did to her
Person 2: Yes, they are such a Nik from fed ex!!

by NiksBiggestHater August 23, 2025

ghost feds

An elite task force armed to the teeth with laser pointers, x-rays, projectors, phone taps, and small audio recording devices. The use drastic military tactics to give themselves probable cause to harass tweakers

Those shadow people weren't the drugs it was the goddamn ghost feds. You're not tweaking your phone is actually tapped the ghost feds are at it again

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

got fed on tax

When you anticipate getting a lot for next to nothing, but end up having to give way more than it's initially worth.

Dude 1: Man, I let them use my apartment for the weekend. They gave me $500, but i had to use $475 to clean up their mess.
Dude 2: Homie, you got fed on tax.
Dude 1: For real, tho....

by DaBoosh February 2, 2024

Grass-fed Cow

A woman who is naturally thick, strong, and well-built—like she’s been raised on real food and hard work, not processed nonsense. She ain’t no fast food snack—she’s a whole farm-to-table entrée. Muscles, curves, and attitude all in one juicy package. Think curves, power, and presence. She’s healthy, hearty, and holds it down.

“Bro, did you see her? That’s a grass-fed cow right there—thick in all the right places.”

by SoggySpaghetti June 4, 2025

feds

feds is another word for police

do u see them feds let run

by ;p[ August 24, 2019