Cow Thug

When shit goes sideways.

Cow thug happened and then Michael Mauk was fired.

by Dr. Butter MacBean September 30, 2022

cubicle cow

A fat, annoying, and obnoxious denizen of an office cubicle

There goes Debbie, bitching and yelling about some new process in her department. Another cubicle cow on the loose.

by azbankr June 12, 2017

Cow Patting

This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.

Jimmy: I cow patted her last night...
James: :-\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)

by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010

cow rider

A person who rides a cow in thier spare time most commonly used as a insult to culchies

“Shut up townie” “fuck of u cow rider”

by Cowrider38746381 September 28, 2020

Cow cod

Cod - a small, pouch or bag (rare) the scrotum (also in plural).

In Jamaican this refers to the balls/scrotums of a cow.

Some like the good old cow cod soup and some don't.

by Tropical Rythms December 6, 2021

Cow Tipsy

When someone takes a shot of vodka with a milk chaser

Did you just make yourself a Cow Tipsy Alex? That's disgusting!

by Owner of submarines February 2, 2022

Cow squaggle

A cow squaggle is smaller than a cow puddle. It is used to describe a group of less than 20 cows spaced fairly far apart. Usually in some sort of line.

Lexie: Look over there!
Matt: Gee, it’s a cow squaggle!

by Cowgirl28 May 5, 2021