petty bullshit

when someone blows some bullshit way out of proportion.

trey always has a petty bullshit attitude towards his bestie madi

by montanaBUH July 10, 2016

Bullshit in a Box

Bullshit of epic proportions.

Timmy: Mom, my teacher deducted points from my grade for using red pen!!

Mom: Well, that's just a bunch of bullshit in a box.

by leoflat October 10, 2014

cut the bullshit

like stop lying or stop the act

person 1 : i didn’t spill that on the floor
person 2: cut the bullshit

by anonymous June 19, 2023

pussy bullshit

when some thing was such bullshit you needed a new word to describe it

discord mod: Yeah I just had sex
Person: that's pussy bullshit

by weaponized_assault _penguin 2 February 5, 2021

bullshit ratio

The amount of effort needed to disprove bullshit. A high bullshit ratio means that you need a large amount of time to disprove the bullshit. A low bullshit ratio means that only a small amount of time is needed.

The main principal is that "The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it".

See also: Gish Gallop

I was going to argue with that guy, but it hit me his arguments have a high bullshit ratio. Ain't nobody got time for that shit, man.

by alexandria_ February 23, 2018

bullshit equivalent

a cheap substitute
watered down

mainstreamed
lamestreamed

Oh, would you look at that?
He's the bullshit equivalent of Leroy Brown!
What I need is the bullshit equivalent of a flux capacitor that will take me BACK to the place and time where that was last considered cool....

and REJECT IT on principal!

by Thygeekgoddess March 5, 2017

bullshit-a-thon

a complete ranting that everyone knows is a line of crap or talking in circles when asked a direct question. e.g. nonsense stuff said supervisors in staff meetings. or politicians who are trying to excuse there behavior and so on.

BS: "Our staffing is down 2.37 employees we need to hire more staff" which preceded "This Overtime you have been getting has to stop now it is unauthorized."

you're listening to this whole bullshit-a-thon thinking to yourself....Hmm fuzzy math... how can you NOT pay me my hard earned overtime but you can AFFORD to hire 2.37 persons...what the hell is .37 person... if we are short 2.37 folks and we break our necks to do it and get no overtime, no one will hired.... this is the dumbest bullshit I think I have ever heard! --then you tune back in for more words of wisdom.

by fearTheTurtle September 25, 2013