The worst school in Lancashire. Lead by one strappingly handsome man who goes by the name Alistair Ashcroft. This man is a not only a Satanist but an Anarchist and has been seen practicing witchcraft and using the schools budget on fish4hoes.com. There are many famous teachers at this such as a convicted paedophile and two teachers who had an affair and probably shagged in the science prep room
Person 1: I think Garstang Academy is the worst school ever
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists
by Big Man Ashcroft October 28, 2019
Get the Garstang Academymug. An absolute HELL for all kids and teens who want to attend. At first things are okay then when you least expect it EVERYTHING YOU LOVE will either walk out your life or turn on you. All there is for you is drama. advantage...?... more like DIS-advantage 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
by exclgabe April 2, 2019
Get the advantage academymug. Knole Academy students are fat and entitled hmmm (raj). They are little dickheads who have greasy hair and posh soccer mums who lick there arses !!
by Fingerlicker January 22, 2022
Get the Knole Academymug. A shit school with no money, and everyone are chavs that will talk shit behind your back because you did a tiny oopsie in Year 7.
by RetroJoshh May 15, 2019
Get the Harton Academymug. Crofton academy, Wakefield this is a very special school serving the villages of Sharlston, Streethouse occasionally children from Crofton attend. Although they are terrorised by the streethousers and often fear for their lives. Muggings and kidnapping in the corridors are rife, shoes and water bottles are often stolen. The teachers are oblivious to the mafia gangs, all being of a narcissistic type, they are to busy strutting around checking their own reflection in the windows. Blazers are compulsory to give the air of organisation, smart children mean good grades said the head. Grades are not great, with a whole host of narcissistic teachers the only topics the teachers excel in are themselves. The children that excel are those that deal green, going on to be mastermind crack dealers. The teachers are all extremely proud of themselves, holding yearly top teacher Oscars. Parents are banned from complaining and only complements are accepted. Parents who complain are reported to social services for insanity. Ofsted inspectors are blinded by the charm of the narcissistic teachers, giving a excellent grade every year unaware of the gun smuggling and crystal meth laboratory disgused as a science laboratory. The meth lab is extremely profitable with exports going as far as Istanbul.
by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023
Get the Crofton Academymug. by notabaydidealum January 14, 2019
Get the Bayside Academymug. A delightful school with no problems at all and is a very high achieving academy they strive for the best grades possible in all subjects
The teachers r very supportive and would do anything for the students
They’re rival schools can only dream of being as successful as schools like whitcliffe and heckmondwike r just seen as working class scum in this area
The teachers r very supportive and would do anything for the students
They’re rival schools can only dream of being as successful as schools like whitcliffe and heckmondwike r just seen as working class scum in this area
by anonymous October 15, 2020
Get the Bbg Academymug.