yank spanker

(NOUN)
A ballbusting term of endearment from one guy to another that accuses them of yanking their penis to masturbate.

Syn: Masturbator Tosser
by crackerlicious December 18, 2009
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Yank the Lizard

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.
by LizardYanker69 October 16, 2017
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Yanking Dough

When you have masturbated so many times that your sick is completely soft but you keep going.
Person1: “bro I was jacking off so much last night I ended up just yanking dough.”
by Sassy Hitler July 22, 2021
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Yanking Buns

The act where a group of men gather around a cinnamon bun with the purpose of jacking off to coat the bun with their semen.

The act is a game, where the man who reaches climax last will have to proceed with eating said bun with the rest of the men's semen on top.
"Did you hear about Joel? He was yanking buns last week with his Co-workers!"
by KhajiitMeistro August 30, 2018
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What a yank

It is a phrase used by people usually in high school, it is another way for saying "what a joke" or "you're yanking my chain"
Example 1:
Susan: "Me and Jayden had sex and I think I'm pregnant"

Yasmin: "What a yank susie you fucking slut"

Example 2:

Teacher: "We have a surprise test this period"

Students: "WHAT A FUCKING YANK"
by goonsquadfruitylexia May 27, 2015
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Dick yanked

When your wife is so fed up with you that she hands you a naked dude magazine infront of all your friends.
Karen was so fed up with Ryan's drinking that she dick yanked him to the amusement and eternal shame infront of all his neighbours.
by Luckyluc1982 November 21, 2014
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anal yank

Anal Yank is the process of pulling anal beads out of someone as hard as you can after sex.
"I would totally ANAL YANK that chick over there."
by BigMoneyMiguel October 10, 2015
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