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vacuum the pantry

1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to buttfuck
1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.

2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.
by doonga November 4, 2013
mugGet the vacuum the pantrymug.

Nebraska nose vacuum

The act of Cummins inside of a girls vagina, and then stickning your nose is and sucking all the air out som it creates a vacuum inside of it so the cum starts to boil.
I just went to this girls house and Nebraska nose vacuumed her!
by manbun004 October 20, 2025
mugGet the Nebraska nose vacuummug.

vacuuming the backyard

When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess
I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!

Oh while your friends were in town?

Yup!

What does vacuuming the backyard mean?

Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.

But what does it mean?

You really don't want to know.

Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!
by Trevyamo August 15, 2023
mugGet the vacuuming the backyardmug.

devil's vacuum

a terminology that is used to reference a blowjob
"yeah Linda gave me the devil's vacuum last night at her place"
by devilsvacuum June 26, 2022
mugGet the devil's vacuummug.

Vacuum method

Sucking a girls vagina to prevent pregnancy
by krisisbackandready June 17, 2025
mugGet the Vacuum methodmug.

Vacuum

On a very cold weather, a man's ballsack sucks into a size of a small plum. If sucked in too much it begins to hurt and the male is unable to walk.
Dave: Oi Bob, it's fucking cold out here.

Bob: Fuck me, help me out will ya just got vacuumed.
by Meowpop February 12, 2017
mugGet the Vacuummug.

Vacuum Suck

When a girl sucks a guy’s balls so hard that he can’t have kids anymore.
Yeah bro her vacuum suck was so strong that my sack turned blue and purple with green pimples all over it, making it taste like warm gorilla balls.
by Hahu September 4, 2022
mugGet the Vacuum Suckmug.

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