Swiping

Place two fingers inside her vagina, then use your thumb to stimulate the Clitoris.

It’s like swiping a text message or holding you phone and swiping left or right on Tinder.

by Joey 2.0 April 10, 2022

Machine Gun Swiping

Swiping "like" on dating apps so fast with no regard for the profile. The objective is to get matches, then read and look at profiles.

Ex 1: Sorry, I'm not interested in you. I was machine gun swiping and you got caught in the crossfire.

Ex 2: Why did you match with that Fugly?

- I was machine gun swiping

by Ricotis November 12, 2021

Meta Swipes

People who still use Facebook in 2022.

"Those meta swipes still posting fake news in the comment sections. Wish I never bought Grandma that laptop."

by Pete Khlong October 28, 2021

Goon Swiping

Goon swiping' s definition is abstract and can be utilized in a multitude of contexts. Typically, it's utilized in a sexual, dominating, or tricks-y way, wherein something is being taken, conquered, thieved, or dominated.

Chithan: "Yo, I just straight goon swiped this dude on the game!"
Niris: "For real? Straight goon swiping, pimp!

by ntshreveportkid August 26, 2024

Swipe Me Harder

Swipe Me Harder (phrase) – A dry, satirical surrender-refusal used when someone realizes the absurdity of endless app swiping and low-effort modern dating scripts. Means: “I see the algorithmic clown show, I’m not emotionally investing in it anymore, and I’m reallocating energy to real life signals.”

Date: “Just keep swiping, you’ll find someone.”
You: “Yeah, sure—swipe me harder.”

Group chat after a string of ghost matches: “Boys, I have achieved peak Swipe Me Harder energy. Hitting the gym + sleep + social reps instead.”

Alternative: “Got hit with ‘just manifest it’ advice—activated full Swipe Me Harder mode.”

Not:

Not bitterness.
Not misogyny.
It’s a humorous boundary marker: rejecting passive algorithm loops in favor of intentional compounding.

by isoskepsis September 9, 2025

swipe

Enjoys good penis licking session and teases everything every time.

Man i hate swipe

by MegaMuna345 November 23, 2021

Pinky Swipe

The process in which one has finished pooping and wiping their ass, and isn’t sure if it’s clean or not. Instead of wasting another piece of toilet paper, the person swipes through their ass crack with their pinky to see if they pick up any shit. Some even go as far as smelling it to be even more sure they have fully wiped their ass.

“Yo are you sure your ass is clean fully?”
“Yeah man I did a pinky swipe, I’m good.”

by Chogglysausage November 23, 2021