she-shield

a bestie af that deflects all the unwanted male attention from her best friend; opposite of wing woman

"Thanks for being a she-shield, that guy was giving me the creeps."

by catgirl69 January 3, 2022

Mustache-Shielding

A defense mechanism that occurs when presenting a hypothetical to a friend who attempts to find unintended loopholes that skirt the main contention of the hypothetical in which you respond by including as many guardrails as possible in an attempt to plug up said loopholes.

Oliver: Would you date your crush if she had a really big mustache?
George: Yeah, I could literally just shave the mustache off.
Oliver: No you can't, she has a mustache shield.
George: Duuude stop mustache-shielding!

by Guy616 November 18, 2025

operation shield

When you sit in a corner with a sheild after committing the glitch of invincible shield.

Time to find a corner and commit operation shield.

by T H O T P O L I C E October 17, 2018

Grant shields

Tattererd ass

well my pants look like grant shields.

by idkidkidk69 December 13, 2016

butthole shielding

When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:

1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape

Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.

by laserboy January 8, 2016

Shield Face

A face that is shaped like a 14th century knight's shield.

I decided not to take her home after meeting her at a bar because she had a massive shield face.

by Datamutt June 28, 2021