Shannon

a girl who masturbates in public

Shannon is weird

by SomeMotherFuckerFuckingYourDad June 21, 2019

shannon

the furry overlord who shall take over, and will steal ur man ;)

dude - o shit, its shannon

by xdemomorganissaltyx October 11, 2019

Hand Shannon

When a girl pours pumpkin spice lattee on your dick and then gives you a handjob

I got a hand shannon last night from a stranger in a parking lot. Now i have to shower

by rubbahbandman October 11, 2017

Shannon

A annoying girl that never stops talking. She is usually found trying to get peoples secrets. She usually always jumps from boy to boy

Bob: Have you heard of Shannon?
Joe: Yeah, she dumped ANOTHER boy yesterday.

by Idjsnsnsjcnfhrn May 8, 2019

The luis Shannon show

Not racist snowflakes are nonces

That the luis Shannon show bloke is well good and not racist and snowflakes are stinky nonces

by Boris shnelevlickock December 27, 2020

Shannon

That half ass bitch that waits in the wings for years desperate and single, to pounce on your ex because she likes sloppy seconds, toxic relationships and the married men she was dating don’t want a strong two anymore.

Me and my ex broke up, then that Shannon hit up my friend to get my ex’s number.

by FunnyEx October 26, 2020

shannon

really hot and sexy, 6'10, bald, really athletic, gets all bitches, steals everyones boyfriends cause shes so fit

"look over there"
"that's definitely a shannon"

by superfuncat2323 March 22, 2023