poodle panties

A female known to have a heavy thick wavy curly bushy boasting muff in her britches!

That girl got sum poodle panties son! She had hair bustin out her zipper!

by Boog Woog March 12, 2015

Front Poodle

A ungroomed lady garden, used for transporting a mans sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom without the use of tissues.

Slight dripping can occur be warned

Oi Biatch get your front poodle out!!

Oh my gosh my front poodle is leaking

by Cockosaurus April 04, 2009

poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.

Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"

by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019

brown poodle

When one needs to defecate or use the restroom.

I need to see a man about a brown poodle.
Where do I drop off my brown poodle?

by Dr. Dagless July 27, 2008

poodle dude

A person/thing who looks exactly like a poodle.

Barbara, why are you so obsessed with that poodle dude?
James is a weird poodle dude, don't you think?

by b1tc4xx_ May 23, 2022

Sod Poodle

Slang equivalent of douche nozzle, asshole, douche canoe, etc.

Don’t be a fucking sod poodle. Have some class.

by Pickle Pixie August 01, 2023

ninja poodles

Highly trained, ultra-intelligent poodles who’ve been trained to protect their wealthy owners.

Get yourself some fine lookin’ ninja poodles if you want to avoid being the target of a kidnap attempt.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 01, 2022