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Plastic Crate

a 50 year-old cougar
"Are you walking back from the party alone?"

"Yes...NOo!!! I've got a plastic crate with me!"
by B2104B December 9, 2008
mugGet the Plastic Cratemug.

plastic wallet

Used to describe female genitalia after undergoing plastic surgery
Did you hear about Jenny? She's got a plastic wallet now
by One-winged-anal January 31, 2017
mugGet the plastic walletmug.

plastic news

Poorly constructed or cheaply manufactured fake or un important news that is released quickly with intent to distract.

D.P.
Did you see the big news story that just came out? Yep more plastic news to distract us from the important stories.
by Imalevolent February 21, 2019
mugGet the plastic newsmug.

plastic rocket

When someone does something big that turns out to be a disappointment, like a shitty plastic rocket that goes into the air only to turn out into nothing.
Jerry's date with Tiffany turned out to be a plastic rocket.
by YungBillyJet December 16, 2016
mugGet the plastic rocketmug.

Hot Plastic

Hot Plastic

A microwaved dildo which is used in a mans ass so that he can feel a warm,tingling sensation.A man can also suck the hot plastic(heated dildo)as if he was sucking another man's dick.Hot plastics usually come in many different colors or different shades of skintones.
Hot Plastic

A microwaved dildo which is used in a mans ass so that he E.g "He let me put my hot plastic in his ass last night"

E.g "im going to make him suck my hot plastic."
by Allyssaboo November 3, 2018
mugGet the Hot Plasticmug.

Plastic cookie

The new hilarious way to kill your kids. It is amusing to watch! You can laugh while they suffocate. HAHAHAH

not ment to be cruel
Uhhh. HUSBAND! I uhhh gave... PLASTIC COOKIE TO BABY
by FuzzMelon May 18, 2016
mugGet the Plastic cookiemug.

Plastic Lasers

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,

yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.
My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."
by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021
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