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Onion Poll

An onion poll is a social media opinion poll, generally Twitter, created to prove or disprove some point, (typically related to some social or politcal agenda), blatantly disregarding the fact that one's social media followership is inherently biased to agree, or at least closely align, with whatever cause it's creator is trying to promote.

Onion polls are only created to serve as supporting evidence in a straw-man argument, and the limited scope, absence of an unbiased control group, lack of verifiable demographic information, and no way to prevent people from voting multiple times, are all factors which contribute to these sort of polls being just as meaningless.
@Newbtard: Did you vote in the latest onion poll about feminism?
@HeresJolly: Which one? @Onision posts like 50 of those a day, and they're all fucking retarded.
@Newbtard: The one that proved feminism is about equality by stating in the description that only feminists were allowed to vote and asked if they thought men and women were equals.
by jollyadamroger July 10, 2016
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Japanese Onions

Round luscious objects, somewhat resembling other things that are round and luscious.
Casey: Hey Steve, check out my Japanese Onions.
Steve: Stop showing me yer melons
by The Shy Nanny Gang February 27, 2020
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onion hoe

An “Onion Hoe” is a female that you’ve known for some time and have grown to learn and expect their slutty tendencies and behaviours. But just when you think you can predict her next actions, layers upon layers shed and the hoe stereotype inside becomes more and more defined.
Damn i knew she got around but i didn’t expect it to steadily get worse, she an onion hoe
by atlan200 July 27, 2018
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onion culture

The culture surrounding onions. Onion culture teaches mindfulness and layering your thoughts to help reach a spiritual nirvana through meditation and consumption of large amounts of raw onion.
Bro did you hear about the new health craze Onion Culture™? Its amazing.
by onionculturedalailama February 9, 2019
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onion master

An all feared and respected man who chooses the fate of onions
At that factory over there lives the almighty onion master
by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021
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onion up

The act of acknowledging the fact that you will not be kissing anyone this evening by eating an onion or onions.
Dude you might as well "onion up" cause you are not getting an action tonight.
by UrbanStephen September 3, 2010
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Magic onion

Annoying person: hi you seem cool

Me: Magic onion

Annoying person: *walks away crying*
by Kyeforce_forever June 22, 2016
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