potato goals

 potato goals is a being who superior. possibly a queen. Anyone with a ship name is automatically in "potato goals"

Ex.-'Jaron'

that not only being a potato queen makes you potato goals but being a potato captain as well

"Did you see Jaron & Mags over there? They are literally 'Potato Goals'."

by potato.goals October 15, 2015

What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.

Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like

by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016

AFF GOALS

"AFF GOALS"is a expression used in conversations and texts to express there self by saying something or someone is cool,awesome, or great.

Mark:If I was the richest kid in the world that would be aff goals!
Tom:you know right

by Keishonlol May 28, 2017

Tas Goals

Tas Goals is more than goals, its amazing. It's the best thing that you can see or do.

"Hey have you seen Susan's new shoes?" "Yeah they're Tas Goals!'

by gossip girl 108 October 14, 2015

field goal post

what happens when there is one person getting perryed from both sides. Much like the eifel tower, the end result of the field goal post looks like a field goal post

We made a field goal post last night and now i can't hear

by Yeah Tone January 6, 2008

goals

When your best friend is going to marry but your friends and you are poor so the party before getting marry are all of your friends with a d**k in the head and d**k balloons singing in the street lights on by shawn mendes

My party before getting marry is going to be goals I'm going to wear a d**k in my head and sing shawn mendes songs in the middle of the night with my best friends

by la payne October 15, 2017

Own goal

Changing your own news descriptor from “alleged rapist” to “actual rapist”.

The verdict on actual rapist, Bruce Lehrmann’s two counts of rape in Toowoomba, Queensland have yet to be passed down. (Example for “own goal”)

by grimjimslim April 15, 2024