Dangerous Stranger

The Dangerous stranger is a variation of the stranger where you sit on both hands. Once both hands are numb beat off with one hand whilst asphyxiating yourself with the other. This creates the feeling that someone is beating you off while choking you out.

Bill "Man last night I got really schwasted, I think I gave myself a Dangerous Stranger theres marks on my neck and dick."

John "Thats fucked up dude, you need therapy"

by Mind Fucker2011 May 16, 2011

Stranger danger

In the morning after taking acid or getting super fucked up and your brain isn’t on and you don’t know who you are so you spend that 30 minutes beating the meat

I took like 14 grams of shrooms yesterday and when I woke up this morning I didnt remember who I was so I pulled a quick stranger danger before school

by PossiblyJC February 28, 2020

Stranger Danger

This act is a combination of "the stranger" from another person while being choked from behind by that same person.

Dude, she stranger dangered me last night, I almost passed out.

by Sandman7718 September 6, 2019

Danger wank

when you start wanking and shout to your mother to come to your room , and see if you can finish before she opens your bedroom door.

I'm so embarrassed, yesterday I failed at a danger wank.

by Dragon67 April 16, 2023

Danger Bump

A quick cheeky bump of illicit powder, in a risky environment, like an airport, train station, sofa in a sweedish furniture shop, fake taxi, or say whilst driving your car.
Feeling sketchy in an airport? Quick danger bump in the toilet will sort that out.

"Hey pal, we're driving through tooting, would it be rude not to have a cheeky bump?
Great idea....a danger bump"

by Spiritualist May 24, 2020

Danger Pit

A person or place that creates an awkward situation, conversation, or encounter. A danger pit should be avoided as it breeds awkwardness and discomfort.

"The gym was such a danger pit today. I saw all five of my last hookups"
"Danger pit at 12 o'clock. It's that girl who I tried to fight last night."

by Jonatephicalie May 12, 2014

Danger noodle

Another word for Penis

“Don’t touch me with your danger noodle”

by Kisses_07 May 25, 2021