1) A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don't even look like themselves in real life.
2) A polite way of calling someone real life ugly.
2) A polite way of calling someone real life ugly.
by !!!___!!! September 24, 2020
Get the Filter Biscuitmug. by CowDancer October 29, 2011
Get the Rad Biscuitsmug. I'm gonna rip that guy a new biscuit. She had to have surgery for a ripped biscuit. Man, that really rips my biscuit.
by Grouchalouch March 4, 2017
Get the Ripped Biscuitmug. Similar to a shart, this happens when you think you need to fart, but a small biscuit of poo tags along AND leaves a dark streak on your underwear. Named for its smell, color pattern, and general consistency. These are common among older people who have lost control of their sphincter.
(Clinching butt cheeks together while walking stiff legged) Oh, shoot! I'm gonna need a bathroom right quick, I've got a skunk biscuit here. These Wednesday undies are definitely going in the trash.
by CBromberg March 26, 2017
Get the Skunk biscuitmug. by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009
Get the Ego Biscuitmug. A medical condition where the subject is highly prone to injury in even the lightest of physical activities. This is probably due to having bones that are brittle like biscuits; hence the term.
Person 1 : How did Rick dislocate his shoulder?
Person 2: He did it whilst sleeping; he's got proper biscuit bones.
Person 2: He did it whilst sleeping; he's got proper biscuit bones.
by fernofry September 20, 2016
Get the biscuit bonesmug. A heavenly biscuit occurs when a man copulates with a pregnant woman ("bun in the oven") that has a yeast infection. The intercourse involves so much yeast that a chunky "halo" is revealed, circling the outermost point of penetration on the man's penis.
Jeff was really excited that this pregnant chick was DTF, but he sorely disappointed after he realized he was a victim of the heavenly biscuit.
by Frank Lesniak August 5, 2012
Get the heavenly biscuitmug.