Pansophia academy is a school full of shit people if you say “I had a great day” someone will say “omg did you hear that Parker ate the teachers table”
by Say sike right now September 23, 2019
Get the Pansophia Academymug. Bridge academy is the worst school in Hackney bitches like miss Akinyemi think people like her like omds stfu look at your head mr Lilley is just gay and miss teap is leng icl.the teacher are even worse than mr brown.overall the worst school and wouldn’t recommend. Miss Akinyemi look at your head how u going to let your parents name u doyin🤡🤡🤡
by Sorry badman March 21, 2021
Get the Bridge Academymug. Crofton academy, Wakefield this is a very special school serving the villages of Sharlston, Streethouse occasionally children from Crofton attend. Although they are terrorised by the streethousers and often fear for their lives. Muggings and kidnapping in the corridors are rife, shoes and water bottles are often stolen. The teachers are oblivious to the mafia gangs, all being of a narcissistic type, they are to busy strutting around checking their own reflection in the windows. Blazers are compulsory to give the air of organisation, smart children mean good grades said the head. Grades are not great, with a whole host of narcissistic teachers the only topics the teachers excel in are themselves. The children that excel are those that deal green, going on to be mastermind crack dealers. The teachers are all extremely proud of themselves, holding yearly top teacher Oscars. Parents are banned from complaining and only complements are accepted. Parents who complain are reported to social services for insanity. Ofsted inspectors are blinded by the charm of the narcissistic teachers, giving a excellent grade every year unaware of the gun smuggling and crystal meth laboratory disgused as a science laboratory. The meth lab is extremely profitable with exports going as far as Istanbul.
by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023
Get the Crofton Academymug. A high achieving school that has no problems and is seen as one of the best academies in the country as one of our pupils is going to be the future prime minister
The teachers r very supportive as they all contribute to help the school grow
Rival schools such as mfg and whitcliffe can only dream of being this successful as they r perceived in this area as working class scum
The teachers r very supportive as they all contribute to help the school grow
Rival schools such as mfg and whitcliffe can only dream of being this successful as they r perceived in this area as working class scum
by anonymous October 15, 2020
Get the Bbg academymug. An absolute HELL for all kids and teens who want to attend. At first things are okay then when you least expect it EVERYTHING YOU LOVE will either walk out your life or turn on you. All there is for you is drama. advantage...?... more like DIS-advantage 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
by exclgabe April 2, 2019
Get the advantage academymug. The worst school in Lancashire. Lead by one strappingly handsome man who goes by the name Alistair Ashcroft. This man is a not only a Satanist but an Anarchist and has been seen practicing witchcraft and using the schools budget on fish4hoes.com. There are many famous teachers at this such as a convicted paedophile and two teachers who had an affair and probably shagged in the science prep room
Person 1: I think Garstang Academy is the worst school ever
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists
by Big Man Ashcroft October 28, 2019
Get the Garstang Academymug. Springwest academy aka Shankwest is an extreme survival game, once your in its kill or be killed, if your seen being a pussiho you are certain to get shanked at the back of the field snm
by Longman May 29, 2020
Get the Springwest academymug.