Sperm of the moment

Describing an act of sexual intercourse that was unplanned, completely spontaneous, and performed without any foresight whatsoever.

Bob: Dude I met this girl from Kentucky last night, asked what her name was, didn't get an answer, brought her back to my lair, and then banged her guts out.

Dave: Sounds like that was totally sperm of the moment.

Bob: Yeah, it sure was.

by busdriverboris3 June 18, 2009

Awkward Moment

The new "hip" thing to say in a Facebook status update. Wildly used out of context by students and young English people in an attempt to stand out from all the everyday statuses that appear on the proverbial news feed.

CORRECT example. "That awkward moment when you're facing an old flame/work colleague on a train/bus and attempting to avoid eye contact."

WRONG example. "That awkward moment when you realize you've woken up late for a lecture"

That's not awkward, that's just laziness.

by Sgwarnnog June 20, 2012

primus moment

where you begin to like a band that you have always hated

i used to hate black sabbath but then i listened to war pigs and had a primus moment. they are now one of my favourite bands

by l0lm4tt August 31, 2010

Skyler Moment

When you do something dumb

Jacob: Are you free this Sunday?
Skyler: No, I can't do this Saturday.
Jacob: That's a Skyler moment

by Lets make skyler moment happen October 10, 2020

Nigga Moment

A moment where ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male causing them to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner. I.E., like a nigga. Nigga moments are unpredictable, but they all end up bad. If they had their own category, nigga moments would be the third leading killer of black men behind pork chops and F.E.M.A.. It's a fact. A common misconception about the "nigga moment" is that it can be avoided by simply movin' away from niggas. If only it were that easy; see, niggas always got a new trick right around the corner.

Huey: Watch closely. You're about to exprience a "nigga moment."

by Nieccie May 4, 2008

Woman moment

When a woman is being a woman

person 1:Jennifer literally slept with her teacher
person 2: Woman moment
person 1:What?

by Chuck nowwis July 7, 2021

Life Moment

A important moment in time that defines an era in an individual's life. They are not often perceived while taking place, but easily recognized in retrospect, and sometimes only moments after they occur.

A few of my life moments include: the first time I rode a school bus by myself, getting my driver's license and my first date with Stacey Leiker.

by vidgeek June 22, 2009