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Damage Dick December

Aka. DDD-lite
The easy version of Destroy Dick December (DDD). In Damage Dick December (DDD-), you ejaculate 3 times a day or more by any means that involves physical stimulation of the penis. Once you've completed the challenge, you'll have ejaculated at least 93 times in one month.

This version of the challenge is necessary because no one has ever actually completed Destroy Dick December and some have actually been hospitalized in the attempt.
"I failed Destroy Dick December last year, so I think I'll just do Damage Dick December this year."
"Oh, you're trying DDD-lite? Well, good luck. It might get hard around Christmas and New Years with all your family over."
" What, my dick or the challenge?"
"Both."
by Biggest Dicky November 12, 2020
mugGet the Damage Dick Decembermug.

Bird Damage

Damage to garden plants inflicted by bean wreckers. Common occurrence in the Niagara region.
My garden experienced the worst bird damage this year from bean wreckers since I started planting it.
mugGet the Bird Damagemug.

heavily damaged

if you drive stupidly you will be heavily damaged.
by yardardar April 1, 2021
mugGet the heavily damagedmug.

check your damage

A phrase meaning "check yourself" or, "what is your problem?" Similar to the phrase "what's your damage?"
"Oh my god Karen, check your damage!"
by Lillypadwarrior January 26, 2015
mugGet the check your damagemug.

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

when your straight freind says you cant suck his cock
person one: hey can i suck you off
person two: NO
asian person 3: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
by LBozoRation69420 March 25, 2022
mugGet the EMOTIONAL DAMAGEmug.

Hail Damage

noun.

A vagina, that due to its high pussy mileage, has contracted genital worts and/or the herp
I was going to bang this babe but my friend told she had hail damage;

Dude you paid how much for a hooker with a hail damage? Did you at least get a discount?

It is customary to receive a discount when purchasing a pussy with high mileage and hail damage.
by not enough discounts May 25, 2011
mugGet the Hail Damagemug.

Significant Ear Damage

Commonly abbreviated as SED, Significant Ear Damage is genre of music created for Zac Seif's music, specifially a song called "I can't survive," because even Emo is not terrible enough a genre to categorize his music as.
Guy 1: Did you hear Zac Seif's new song? It's the best example of Significant Ear Damage music out there!

Guy 2: Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to avoid it!
by SignificantEarDamage July 12, 2012
mugGet the Significant Ear Damagemug.

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