thanos

evil step dad who is trying to kill half the universe with fancy rock collection

bring me thanos
- thor

by spiderman4r434938598598548 May 16, 2019

Thanos

Snap snap

Thanos

by Stevan January 10, 2020

Thanos Maxxing

When your dick turns purple due to excessive gooning, causing a lack of circulation and immerse bruising to your dick.

Gabby "Hey Luke how was your night yesterday I heard some weird noises coming from your room?"

Luke "Oh thats my bad I was Thanos Maxxing to your instagram last night. That shit turned purple"

by subiebrz2013 April 27, 2025

Thanos

A sexy grape

You are a Thanos (Sexy Grape)

by Thanos Gaming October 9, 2018

Thanos Car

Thanos Car is a purple car.

Thanos Car has won the piston cup twice and helped thanos secure that epic victory royale.

THANOS CAR THANOS CAR

by Forknife December 3, 2018

thanos papi

as sexy asfresh garlick bread. the sexiest of sexy bois and if there is one thing he likes is feet pics

girl 1: that guy is so hot

girl 2: yee he looks like thanos papi

by thanos baby April 30, 2019

Thanos

A prune that tried to put on makeup an just make himself more like a prune the real reason why he wants to make the universe 50% off is beacase there will be less people to make fun of him. And also less people to make fun of his shiny rock collection an his historical oven mitt. And has back problems because he sits on a $5 throne that is made up out of rocks.

Boy: Ha Ha you have a prune for a head

SNAP
Woman: how dare you snap my son out of existence

SPANNING SOUND

Thanos: AHHH

by TheBloodyLegend123 May 7, 2020