Tenties

The word used to describe a tent shaped bed sheet while created having intercourse with someone of the other sex, or while using your morning wood as a tent pole.

Would you like to play tenties?

by Gordy Harper November 2, 2011

mass texticide

Causing multiple fatalities through an idiotic preoccupation with texting.

Commiting mass texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I"m about to die!!!" Mass texticide might be preceded by the following texts: "Seriously, I'm about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, dude, I'm totally working right now. Nah, these chemical plants run themselves." "oh shit gotta go! ttyl"

by Demeters Fury July 2, 2009

texted

The past tense for the verb "text" message.

Instead of saying "Yo man, I just text messaged her." You would say-

"I just texted that bitch." It sounds way cooler.

by Jfender24 March 24, 2008

Texticle

A form of texting similar to sexting. The text message usually contains a graphic image of ones pubic area. The message is usually sent because the sender wants a similar message back from the person that they sent it to. The sender is usually of male gender being that males have testicles.

"If I texticle you will you sext me back?"

by big children August 12, 2009

textee

to throw your phone down with rage

that man just went textee on that phone

by jakethesnake1694 June 22, 2011

Texter

A strange , elusive , and magicle , creature that indulges itself in making others suffer or worship the ground he walks on, also owner of the Cookie Munster legion.

Scoobert worships the statue of Texter.

by Texter July 13, 2004

texticular cancer

one who cant seem to stop texting.

P1-That kid just cant stop texting.

P2-i know, i think he has texticular cancer.

by ke ke ke keller February 26, 2009