THICCCC tables

A table who is usually attractive. It's thicc and looks like a snack. It will reject all the vsco girls/guys. But it likes to eat cheese burgers and fries with you.

Me: let's go get My Donald's
Bff: ok but we need to share with the THICCCC tables at home
Me: ok sis

by I$eat$vsco$girls$every$day September 23, 2019

Table One

When you get old. At parties you are seated at table one.

I feel so old, Im sitting at table one!

by Jreality7 March 17, 2012

Table leg

Something that ALWAYS happens to stab your toes

Person: walking to the couch

Table leg:reaches out and stabs persons toes

Person:ooooo look a huge chunk out of my toe is missing again due to the stupid table leg.

by The real holy cow February 4, 2020

table flipper

1) a statement, behavior or event that induces anger intense enough to table flip. This could be something extreme enough in of its own, or just the straw the broke the camel's back.

2) an individual characterized by a tendency to flip tables (literally or figuratively.)

1) When my ex with benefits hooked up with that fuckboy, that irked me. When she called to talk WHILE THEY WERE FUCKING, that was the table flipper!

2) Wait, boss isn't letting us go until 7PM? After all we've done? Ohhhhh, you can that tell to Paul if you want to see him flip a table.

by enkephalin07 March 3, 2016

pool table

a table used for sex like off the movie american pie

BOB: hey did u see my pool table
Beck: yea sorry it was full with cum
bob : yea next time ima use the pool table

by mizael14 May 15, 2008

shitting table

A transparent glass table mainly used in the sexual practice of the glass bottom boat, wherein one partner gets under the table and lies on his back to look up through the glass, while the other partner squats over the table and the face of his/her companion and shits onto the glass table, and the first partner gets a bird's eye view of all the activity around the brown eye.

Get under the shitting table, bitch! I have somethin' to show you! Hold your nose!

by chrisjt86 January 18, 2009

snack table

having doggy style sex while snacking on food off the woman's back

I was watching tv and giving my girl the snack table yesterday.

by PoodleJuice July 3, 2005