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TV DJ

Much like a radio DJ a TV DJ does not actually select songs or jockey disks but fills the time between shows with random ramblings intended to engage the listener. Not to be confused by the more traditional announcer who simply informs the watcher of the following program.

The prime example of a TV DJ is the dude on C4 that reads out a random haiku before the Simpsons. There was also the hilarious spat of mispronouncing the show, possible to gauge if anyone was actually listening to them. Examples are as follows:
"The trimpsons"
"The Grimsons"
"Double Dimpsons"
"Crimpsons"
"The Flintstones"
"The Cheese & Onions"
Clearly by the end they had totally given up, or not understood the concept of cockney rhyming slang.
"I wish I knew what this TV DJ looked like so I could arrange for a piano to conveniently fall on his head."
"This TV DJ is inane."
by blueicecream47 June 28, 2013
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TV fat

When you're not really that fat, you're not skinny, you've a bit of extra weight but you're really not what people imagine by "fat". A lot of guys would be still into you without having a fat fetish.

The type of fat they like to use as a love interest in TV and film.
I thought it was dumb that they tried to have a body positivity message but every fat character was TV fat.
by ApricotFields February 8, 2019
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sky tv

TV Company that charges exhoberant rates to watch basic tv and live sport.
Hey bro, let's watch the game, have you got sky tv? Hell no I don't get paid enough dude. It's like $100 a month.
by Dr1nz June 5, 2017
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Boner TV

The use of advanced GoPro technology to place a small yet durable HD camera into the eye of the penis, so as to see as the dick does.
I titty fucked Amanda and got a sweet view of those fun bags by using Boner TV!
by etphone home April 11, 2014
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tv hoe

one who watches his/ her team only on tv and never at the game. and when thing get bad they can just turn the tv off.
Dang kevin just lives 5 min from the oakland staduim. and never goes to the Raiders games, dam tv hoe. They suck any ways no wonder they always blacked out
by 49er for life July 27, 2010
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TV girl

A band that makes Male Manipulator Music, like the entire band is made of men. (Dont worry I'm a male TV girl fan, no offence to anyone.)
Girl: "hey, what's your favourite band?"
Boy: "oh uh TV girl!"
Girl: "I gotta get out of here."
by GooberSchnarf February 12, 2023
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Tv World

The Tv World, may be referred to the television world, is a world within the television. Originating from Persona 4, the protagonist gains the ability to do a Mario 64 and hop into the tv world. The tv world contains things known as shadows, and it is the place where one can meet their true self, the part of them they wish to hide away forever.
I just sent that guy to the Tv World
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