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Ur momma truffle

If you thought "Ur granny tranny" was devastating? Now get ready for... "ur momma truffle, lol"!
Bobby: Ur gay lol.
Dave: No u.
Bobby: *dies*
Dave: And ur momma truffle.
Bobby: *Dubbledies*
by Boris The Lapdog March 23, 2018
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Shantell’s Truffle Butter

when you eat a truffle while giving head and you pull out and it’s brown
Damn boy you get that Shantell’s truffle butter last night or was that just me?
by Shantell’strufflebutter January 8, 2019
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Shit a Truffle

Uncharacteristically doing something useful
“Even a pig can shit a truffle from time to time”
Did you see Steve shit a truffle last night?”
by Dodyssey January 25, 2022
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C-Note Truffle Shuffle

When a fat white kid, crip walks past you with a female outside...
If I ever see Herman C-Note Truffle Shuffle with his younger sister, I'm gonna push his fat ass into parking lot traffic, film it, and show it to my dealer.
by ForbiddenRamen September 26, 2023
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Fake Ass Truffle

A term used to describe the presence of any substance that mimics the flavor of real truffle, such as 2,4-dithiapentane, but is not properly disclosed as an artificial flavor. Such substances are often represented as “natural flavor” on ingredient lists to trick consumers into believing they are receiving added value.
The bougie diva hyped her pricey truffled ziti, but got punk’d ‘cause it was just Fake Ass Truffle.
by Truffle Idaho December 28, 2024
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Truffles

Noun: Slang used to describe a person who is seldom correct, usually in conjunction with a degenerate know-it-all loser who is always talking shit about subjects they know nothing about. Also used to describe a person who is almost always on the losing side of bets and wagers. Derived from the cliché "Even a blind pig finds a truffle now and then"
The members of the football pool were so happy when Isaac joined again, one member happily said to the others “Truffles is back again, he talks shit about subjects he knows nothing about but Truffles comes in last place every damn week, easy money!”
by Giggles T. Clown September 21, 2014
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No Bake Oreo Truffles

When a guy dusts his balls in crushed up Oreo cookies (using semen as an adhesive) and proceeds to dunk them into the mouth of another individual while their mouth is filled with milk.
Carrie let me feed her some no bake oreo truffles last night after I got my nut off.
by Bitch Honey July 15, 2020
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