thick burger

a girl with a nice ass

power pound them thick burgers!!!

by Keith March 22, 2005

Thick Neck

someone who has an apparently thick muscular neck from excessive head banging partial to mosh pits and jagermiester

those thick necks just bought 1k of jager!!

by scrustle June 30, 2008

Thick n Wide

a name given to one whom is so well endowed that his partner cannot fully close her legs for about a week, walks funny for a month, but becomes so addicted to said "thick n wide" that she can't bare to put up with anyone elses love making attempts.

Man: whats the matter baby, you dont seem like your enjoying it.
Woman: i've been with thick n wide.
Man: then why even try, good night.

by 1111aaaa June 7, 2011

thick sock

The act of one producing fecal matter into ones sock then beating ones mate with the sock to create an amazing orgasim.

Bro, I totally gave Rich's sister a thick sock last night. That gives me the rush!

by Blaze rinse March 1, 2015

thick as two bricks

South African definition of stupidity

Jissy! That okie's thick as two bricks, he can't even tie his shoelaces

by Necrosys June 6, 2016

Thick lard

A measuring unit to how fat and stupid someone is. Iq x100 = weight in tons
I.e iq=15 transponds to weight=1500 tons

Being defined as your a Thick Lard you fat animal

by KLOOBER KLATZ KLAAN November 15, 2016

thick females

The type of women that men would really love to know and fuck

Those thick females caught my because that ass thooo

by Deucer12345 August 30, 2017