Uncle's Handshake

Sexual molestation, especially the giving of manual stimulation with ones hand to a minor.

A. Let me show you my Uncle's Handshake...

B. Eek! Get away from me!

by Slamdance ninny slapfest June 29, 2009

eggnog handshake

When you beat yourself off before a buisness meeting during the holidays and then cum on your hand only to shake your bosses hand soon after

I jerked off a quickie before my boss called for a meeting so he could talk about holiday hours not knowing i came all over my hand i cave my boss an eggnog handshake

by Kancerkings November 16, 2016

Norwegian handshake

1. A greeting performed by two men facing each other, both grabbing each others penises, shaking them up and down, as if they were shaking each other's hands.

2. Two Norwegians shaking hands

1.

Man 1: Oh hey there, Scott! *Reaches hand out and un-zips pants*

Man 2: Oh Jim! Nice to see you! *Also reaches out hand while un-zipping pants*

*Give each other a Norwegian Handshake*

Scott: See you later man!

Jim: You too!

2.

Norwegian Scott: HEY!

Norwegian Jim: Sup bro?

*Shakes each others hands, than commence butt sex*

by AYearForPhil October 29, 2011

Wolverhampton Handshake

A form of greeting which entails the use of the hand of the assailant to make contact with the victims genitalia. Often takes place instead of the conventional handshake, from a front on position. Depending on the sex of the victim it can be a grab(male) or a fingering(female).

He was a mess last night, he was giving out Wolverhampton handshakes to girls left,right and Centre!

by Wolfman1988 February 23, 2011

unholy handshake

Mutual masturbation. When two men are jerking each other off simultaneously, they engage in an unholy handshake.

Look at Nathan and Victor! They're giving each other the old unholy handshake underneath those blankets.

by Dr. Betholemew Pinchot February 26, 2015

secular handshake

To masturbate.

After strolling through the garment district during fashion week, Nigel went home and used his drool to give himself a firm, secular handshake.

by von groovy May 26, 2017

Kentucky Handshake

A physical interaction between partners for the sole purpose of giving them an STD

Jenkins and I pulled the ol Kentucky Handshake.

Now he's got syphilis

by Mywifegotcapwned December 10, 2019