Geordie Handshake

When yer not from geordieland and they ask for a handshake and they give you a swift knife in the ribs.

Oi, Let me give you a good ol' geordie handshake and let's grab a couple drinks yeh

by metal2210 March 25, 2019

Uncle's Handshake

Sexual molestation, especially the giving of manual stimulation with ones hand to a minor.

A. Let me show you my Uncle's Handshake...

B. Eek! Get away from me!

by Slamdance ninny slapfest June 29, 2009

eggnog handshake

When you beat yourself off before a buisness meeting during the holidays and then cum on your hand only to shake your bosses hand soon after

I jerked off a quickie before my boss called for a meeting so he could talk about holiday hours not knowing i came all over my hand i cave my boss an eggnog handshake

by Kancerkings November 16, 2016

Norwegian handshake

1. A greeting performed by two men facing each other, both grabbing each others penises, shaking them up and down, as if they were shaking each other's hands.

2. Two Norwegians shaking hands

1.

Man 1: Oh hey there, Scott! *Reaches hand out and un-zips pants*

Man 2: Oh Jim! Nice to see you! *Also reaches out hand while un-zipping pants*

*Give each other a Norwegian Handshake*

Scott: See you later man!

Jim: You too!

2.

Norwegian Scott: HEY!

Norwegian Jim: Sup bro?

*Shakes each others hands, than commence butt sex*

by AYearForPhil October 29, 2011

liverpool handshake

Essentially a wank.

"I thought you were going to that interview?"
"I thought a Liverpool handshake would suit me better."

by sadical October 19, 2017

Genuine Handshake

It's in a brief description a BJ.

Hey, you want a genuine handshake mate?

by Lewrh August 30, 2012

patriot handshake

At the end of a massage instead of looking for a happy ending you ask for a patriot handshake - due to the owner of the patriots being caught seeking penis relief after massages.

The massage therapist could tell that Bill needed a patriot handshake to get the full relief. Bill left Massage Envy satisfied and relaxed.

by Little baby Chuckers April 28, 2019