A modern spin on the word “travesty” when a situation is so ridiculous and unfortunate that one must laugh.
“Omg, this guy on my blind date was 30lbs heavier than his pictures and had NO personality. That date was a Travis-D”
by ABrown16 July 21, 2020
by Bromt Jack September 06, 2019
This Bog Breath cardboard gypsy will do anything for female attention. fat virgin who will live in basement with his dad at the age of 27. he has a passionate hatred for his mother, and swears he actually wants to see her dead. Travis Mcgarrys are typically vulnerable, but threaten to get you jumped and killed by his family whenever he feels like it. DISCLAIMER: Don’t tocuh his Lacoste bodywarmer, or objects will be thrown e.g chocolate brownie.
Stats and attributes:
0 GCSE’s
1342 games of fifa 23 within the first week
level 213 on fortnite battle royale in 2022
Stats and attributes:
0 GCSE’s
1342 games of fifa 23 within the first week
level 213 on fortnite battle royale in 2022
Polly: Hey, how’s your day been Travis?
Travis: Welli Caft Dunt *laughs at himself even though it’s the worst crack in existence*
definition: a travis mcgarry is a cardboard gypsy
Travis: Welli Caft Dunt *laughs at himself even though it’s the worst crack in existence*
definition: a travis mcgarry is a cardboard gypsy
by FatMaccaPac October 07, 2022
Similar to "Bye Felicia" except intended for white boys needing to be abruptly dismissed without explanation and often times, without cause; most effectively used when "white-girl-wasted" and most comically used when said white boy has already introduced himself and his name is NOT Travis
White girl: drinking what's up?
White boy: nothin - just chillin'... I'm Doug and this is Kevin. (Gesturing to friend)
White girl: uh-huh (rolling eyes)
Kevin: well I would offer you a drink but you look like you've probably had enough....
White girl: Bye Travis. (Walk away)
White boy: nothin - just chillin'... I'm Doug and this is Kevin. (Gesturing to friend)
White girl: uh-huh (rolling eyes)
Kevin: well I would offer you a drink but you look like you've probably had enough....
White girl: Bye Travis. (Walk away)
by shan onyx February 19, 2020
A man and a woman who have the most precious little girl in the world! The couple known for amazing sex and loyalty outta this world.
Have you heard about Travis and Amanda???
by Wisdomtree April 24, 2019
Whenever it’s really your fault but you would rather blame someone else.
If you don’t know who to blame - blame Travis
If you don’t know who to blame - blame Travis
by Daddyehm69 June 19, 2019
"Wow, Randy Travis is a douchenut."
by SuperBoff September 15, 2006