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Splooge shelf

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex
“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”
by jlsoleil October 16, 2020
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Shelf

To be put on the shelf means to be cancelled until further notice. You have been shelved. Ignored. Case closed. Bye. You done fucked up. You will not be taken back off the shelf till you get your damn act together. Otherwise, permanent shelf.
Girl he’s on the shelf and he aint coming down until he learns his lesson.
by Hellomuthafucka March 4, 2019
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top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.
I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.
by pertassels December 15, 2023
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Shelfing

During intercourse, the act of putting in just the balls (no penis) into the vagina
“Bro did you hit
“Nah we just went shelfing”
by 69coochie-man69 October 4, 2021
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Shelf it!

Sticking drugs up your ass to smuggle them in prison
Oi mate, I need my shard next time you see Shazza ask her to shelf some shard so we can get high. So shelf it!
by smokeajoint 42069 May 1, 2020
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shelf item

When you acquire info that conflicts with your integrity, but don’t want to leave the cult, so you put it on your “shelf” to worry about later. As you start adding more shelf items until it ultimately collapses, then you decide to just “fuck it” and leave the cult.
How the Church treats women was a major shelf item for me. Their treatment of LGBT individuals caused my shelf to break.
by DickButtRiddick February 14, 2024
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shelf destruct

Verb: to decay to a slimy and/or mouldy mess while in storage (on the shelf)
"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"

The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
by tsamu July 31, 2010
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