A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex
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How the Church treats women was a major shelf item for me. Their treatment of LGBT individuals caused my shelf to break.
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The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
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