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plastic news

Poorly constructed or cheaply manufactured fake or un important news that is released quickly with intent to distract.

D.P.
Did you see the big news story that just came out? Yep more plastic news to distract us from the important stories.
by Imalevolent February 21, 2019
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Hot Plastic

Hot Plastic

A microwaved dildo which is used in a mans ass so that he can feel a warm,tingling sensation.A man can also suck the hot plastic(heated dildo)as if he was sucking another man's dick.Hot plastics usually come in many different colors or different shades of skintones.
Hot Plastic

A microwaved dildo which is used in a mans ass so that he E.g "He let me put my hot plastic in his ass last night"

E.g "im going to make him suck my hot plastic."
by Allyssaboo November 3, 2018
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plastic rocket

When someone does something big that turns out to be a disappointment, like a shitty plastic rocket that goes into the air only to turn out into nothing.
Jerry's date with Tiffany turned out to be a plastic rocket.
by YungBillyJet December 16, 2016
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Plastic Perker

A "Plastic Perker" (A danish term) or en english "Plastic Paki".

Is a white person (Usually danish) and usually a guy trying to look and sound like a middle eastern person.
So they probably wear a gucci fanny pack, Skinny jeans or an adidas track suit in grey.
Some of them also wear puffer jackets, but that you can wear thoose without being a "Plastic perker".

Ex. "Eeow wallah bror kommer du ella hvad dig?" or "Yaaaa yallah kom habibi vi skal ud og se nogen ordentlig shababs".

They also tend to use arabic words even tho they dont really know what they mean.
In reality they probably grew up in copenagen with a mom named Betina nd have never TOUCHED middleeastern ground.
They also smoke, It could be Cigs or Vapes, it doesnt really matter.
"ej se lige ham der, han er rigtig plastic perker"

"du hved godt gilli er plastc perker ing?"
by Fuck.frederiksberg.piger October 11, 2022
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original plastic

a person who is self center about them-self and think that every thing is about them .
is Annie in little woman a original plastic
by lovedisneyhiro November 29, 2016
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Plastic badges

Also known as rent-a-cops, the plastic badges have no authority and are basically just a tattletale system for the actual police.
Yo the plastic badges were all up in my face today cuz i was walking my dog on the school's soccer field.
by jetsfan98 December 21, 2010
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plastic rider

A plastic rider is a person who rides a motorcycle and acts like they are a tough bikie! They are the all talk, know-it-all, been on a bike for 10 mins, whingy riders. They’re the reason the code is dying... They look after themselves, act tough but run away from a fight and have no loyalty to anyone. They also like to stick their nose into other people’s business and they are usually vegans.
“Man, look at that bloke, he reckons he’s tough!”
“Yeah, just another plastic rider.”
by Coondawgs April 21, 2020
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