Waiting list

when a girl is in a relationship with someone else of which she doesn't wholeheartedly want to commit to and everyone knows you and her will get together after it's all ended.

I would be with her, but I am currently in the waiting list

by Tousead May 7, 2016

Fuckit List

A list of all the things you don't want to do before you die. Opposite of bucket list.

Jane added "eating uni" to her fuckit list. "Why the hell would I want to eat something that looks like vomit," Jane said.

by ozoni11 January 27, 2015

kiss list

Kiss list means someone is on your list that you want to snog or kiss.

Joe Jonas is on my kiss list.

by ovieous22 July 29, 2019

Jizm List

All the women that a guy has boned without a rubber and shot his goo into. Can be a mental or written list.

Past tense:

Yeah, she made my jizm list a while ago.

Present tense:

I'd watch it with her. She's already on a lot of guys' jizm lists.

Or it can be used in future tense:

I really want to add her to my jizm list.

by Jingleman August 20, 2008

Infinite Lists

The most dumbest idiotic mother fucking clickbaiter ever like bro what the fuck is wrong with him plz youtube fuck his shitty idiotic stupid channel up.

INFINITE LISTS ISNA FAT FUCKING SHITTY IIDIOTIC PERSON.

by Α February 3, 2022

meteor list

The mental list of people you'd consider dating if your much-loved significant other was quickly and painlessly hit by a meteor.... after an appropriate amount of time for grieving, of course.

"I would never cheat on my husband, but man, that guy is hot! He's totally on my meteor list."

by Shehitsback December 31, 2008

bargain list

A list of places you (and your friends, if you're a girl) want to have sex. Places like Disneyland are typical.

Person: Have you crossed off anything on your bargain list yet?

Friend: Yeah. This weekend i crossed off Department Store Changing room.

by AlliBalli May 11, 2008