by Cuck Fin July 15, 2016

An attractive bit of stuff. Someone you would normally deem as fit. Bishop Auckland slang term.
Swan eggs = So nice
Swan eggs = So nice
Corr look at him, pure swan eggs like
This pizza is swan eggs
Look ower there that lass is propper swan eggs pet
Jo is pure swan eggs
This pizza is swan eggs
Look ower there that lass is propper swan eggs pet
Jo is pure swan eggs
by sasheroo September 8, 2013

1. The act of masturbating on the part of a male.
2. When a woman is on her menstrual cycle (ovulating).
3. To be having an abortion
2. When a woman is on her menstrual cycle (ovulating).
3. To be having an abortion
Ya man! My mom walked in me while I was throwin' eggs!
My girlfriend's throwin' eggs, so she's been real pissy lately.
I might have a little brother, but I think my moms gonna be throwin' eggs.
My girlfriend's throwin' eggs, so she's been real pissy lately.
I might have a little brother, but I think my moms gonna be throwin' eggs.
by Seanton Soup December 26, 2008

A bitter office co-worker who, no matter what, makes the time to find some menial mistake in your grammar, punctuation or spelling regardless of the overall quality of the piece of work.
Co-worker - ‘I have reviewed the report you asked me to and I noticed you’ve used your semi colon incorrectly on page 35, paragraph 4.’
You - ‘Thanks for the feedback. I’ll take that into account when I issue the final draft/no I fucking won’t you sour egg!’
You - ‘Thanks for the feedback. I’ll take that into account when I issue the final draft/no I fucking won’t you sour egg!’
by Policy Dickhead April 18, 2019

A greasy breakfast containing eggs and a pork product, e.g., bacon, usually consumed the morning after a night of excessive drinking for the purposes of alleviating a hangover.
Person A: Damn dog, what you eating?
Person B: Porky eggs.
Person A: What the hell are porky eggs dog?
Person B: Look it up in the Urban Dictionary you stupid retard.
Person A attempts to look up the term on his iPhone
Person A: It's not defined here dog.
Person B: Aw, shit. I submitted a definition a couple of days ago. Those idiot editors at the Urban Dictionary must have rejected it.
Person A: That sucks dog!
Person B: I know, dog! Now you aren't going to know what porky eggs means, cause I ain't telling you!
Person A and B share a laugh.
Person B: Porky eggs.
Person A: What the hell are porky eggs dog?
Person B: Look it up in the Urban Dictionary you stupid retard.
Person A attempts to look up the term on his iPhone
Person A: It's not defined here dog.
Person B: Aw, shit. I submitted a definition a couple of days ago. Those idiot editors at the Urban Dictionary must have rejected it.
Person A: That sucks dog!
Person B: I know, dog! Now you aren't going to know what porky eggs means, cause I ain't telling you!
Person A and B share a laugh.
by Big poppa 62353456 December 3, 2013

A former teacher who rises to a higher rank thus causing an insatiable appetite for giving her partner head.
by Scroody October 23, 2018

by unskinny-bob February 4, 2021
