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egg mcstuffins

When you keep jamming shit into an object and it reaches max capacity.
Yo you see that trash barrel that thing is egg mcstuffins.
by Cuck Fin July 15, 2016
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Swan Eggs

An attractive bit of stuff. Someone you would normally deem as fit. Bishop Auckland slang term.
Swan eggs = So nice
Corr look at him, pure swan eggs like

This pizza is swan eggs

Look ower there that lass is propper swan eggs pet

Jo is pure swan eggs
by sasheroo September 8, 2013
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Throwin' Eggs

1. The act of masturbating on the part of a male.
2. When a woman is on her menstrual cycle (ovulating).
3. To be having an abortion
Ya man! My mom walked in me while I was throwin' eggs!

My girlfriend's throwin' eggs, so she's been real pissy lately.

I might have a little brother, but I think my moms gonna be throwin' eggs.
by Seanton Soup December 26, 2008
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Sour Egg

A bitter office co-worker who, no matter what, makes the time to find some menial mistake in your grammar, punctuation or spelling regardless of the overall quality of the piece of work.
Co-worker - ‘I have reviewed the report you asked me to and I noticed you’ve used your semi colon incorrectly on page 35, paragraph 4.’
You - ‘Thanks for the feedback. I’ll take that into account when I issue the final draft/no I fucking won’t you sour egg!’
by Policy Dickhead April 18, 2019
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porky eggs

A greasy breakfast containing eggs and a pork product, e.g., bacon, usually consumed the morning after a night of excessive drinking for the purposes of alleviating a hangover.
Person A: Damn dog, what you eating?

Person B: Porky eggs.

Person A: What the hell are porky eggs dog?

Person B: Look it up in the Urban Dictionary you stupid retard.

Person A attempts to look up the term on his iPhone

Person A: It's not defined here dog.

Person B: Aw, shit. I submitted a definition a couple of days ago. Those idiot editors at the Urban Dictionary must have rejected it.

Person A: That sucks dog!

Person B: I know, dog! Now you aren't going to know what porky eggs means, cause I ain't telling you!

Person A and B share a laugh.
by Big poppa 62353456 December 3, 2013
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Dean of EGGS

A former teacher who rises to a higher rank thus causing an insatiable appetite for giving her partner head.
Annies now Dean of eggs. Her boyfriend better watch out, he's gonna get his knob sucked off!!
by Scroody October 23, 2018
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gooky egg

The stereotypical asian who is good at maths and computers.
by unskinny-bob February 4, 2021
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