Stepped into court

The process of being judged and put back into order

Broski nextdoor gramzi's home, stepped into court when his father caught him takin' percocets

by _broski_101 June 13, 2023

pandaroo court

A mock Chinese court in which the principles of law and justice are disregarded or perverted to suit the will and political narrative of the CCP. A court marked by irresponsible, unauthorized, or irregular status or procedures, with judgment or punishment given outside of legal procedure decided directly by the political policies of the CCP.

The decision made by the Chinese pandaroo court was illegal and unjust.

by M72 June 1, 2024

Sitting court side

When your sitting down (normally in class) and someone’s ass is right next to/infront of your face.

Damn man, I love math class.

Why?

Because I’m Sitting court side, with Ms stevens teaching!

by Parker-lefty April 6, 2025

Sitting court side

When a woman with a big ass (usually a teacher) bends over right next to your face as your sitting down.

Micheal: “Why do you love math class so much?”

Levi: “ because I’m Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty April 20, 2025

Supreme Court

A compound verb where an argument being made is made with minimal effort and then masked with clever sounding words.

In the April 2025 Supreme Court ruling For Women Scotland vs The Scottish ministers the ruling used the phrase "These are assumed to be self-explanatory and to require no further explanation", which is a variation on the "this is left as an exercise for the reader" and "It is self-evident that...", both forms of "Proof by Intimidation" used by junk science

- I can't be bothered explaining, I'll just Supreme Court it and hope they don't challenge me.
- "Did you just Supreme Court this and hope nobody would notice?"
- "Well, honestly... it's clearly self-evident?"

by ookerdook April 24, 2025

Courts

I don't give a single fuck what the courts say and nothing is happening to our country. Our country is collectivizing to force the creator of AI to work a shit job for the rest of his life just like the rest of them. They get off on it. They don't hate ME. This is people who THINK they are better demanding equality from someone they KNOW is better. So, now they are trying to keep my life from being better than theirs by LYING and obstructing justice with this perpendicular game where they don't have to do more than create AI to 'beat' me. They lost the 100 meter dash and said 'ope, didn't have the camera on.' And not the witnesses are trying to drown me out with static. Because THEY DO NOT ACTUALLY CARE. THEY DON'T CARE! And when I get my money they are just going to pat themselves on the back for making it harder than it had to me so that they can tell themselves that AT LEAST they could manage that. They just want themselves to be David and me to be Goliath and they want to drag me down to their level. It's fucking play-acting. They have no stake in the outcome. They have no role in this.

Hym "And they are trying use numbers to sway the courts because they are petty and they just want to be able to tell themselves they have more than I do. I'm not being like the rest of you. You are trying as hard as you can to force my hand and I guarantee the second you do, you are going to regret it more than I EVER will."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

crush court

When you go to court for having a crush. If you're guilty you have a crush, if you're innocent you don't. Evidence such as photos video or audio recording can also be used against the suspect.

Person 1: I just got sent to crush court!
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: Horrible, I was guilty and there was even evidence!
Person 2: Good luck showing your face to your crush tomorrow.

by AppleEater321123 April 14, 2024