bum bleed

The result of a hard day of defecation, or the consumption of sunflower seeds shell and all.

Will: Dude I just ate a whole bag of sunflower seeds!

Dawson: Did you eat the shells too?
Will: Of course!
Dawson: You better get ready for some heavy bum bleed.

by WanghisKhan April 16, 2018

bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.

Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!

by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012

Bleed The Wisker

To Urinate

After drinking all that water i need to "Bleed The Wisker"













































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by Kewlcat January 20, 2009

bleed those

Means like I’ll hit that or I’ll fuck it

I would bleed those over there on the dead homies

by Woody.1k November 11, 2022

Bleeding Bum

Toby's Ass Has Got It Going On

Toby Staver Is Going To Fucking Bleed muh peenus is going up there right fuckin now he is going to have the mother of all bleeding bum s

by Get Inside Of My Bum June 11, 2023

bleeding butt

When your butt bleeds

Anthony: Blood is coming out if your butt!

Jan: yeah, I have a bleeding butt.

by Brittanyg1222 February 8, 2014

Bleeding

If you're playing a card game, and someone yells "You're bleeding!" It usually means that they can see yours or someone else's cards. If somebody says this to do, hide your cards.

Kid: Hey! You're bleeding!

*fixes cards*

by Hasslehoff💪 May 24, 2022