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Tap it for stats

some hoe that you would root just for the sake of getting a root. ie pretty average but rootable.
Q. What do you think of that broad bro?
A. Yeah i'd tap it for stats
by unwritten law March 19, 2004
mugGet the Tap it for statsmug.

Complimentary Tap

Noun. Complimentary Tap can be defined as having sex with a women that would not normally suit your scale of standards.
Alright dude, I'll give her the complimentary tap so you could get some nice poonani.
by Vinn3h84 August 1, 2010
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tap takeover

A tap takeover is when a single craft brewery gains exclusive control of a bar or restaurant's draft or draught lines. This is most often done as a promotional event but on occasion it can occur by accident. A tap takeover begins with 3 draft lines and has exceeded 25. There is currently no Guinness World Record for most beers tapped by a single brewery at an off-site location. A tap takeover ends when each keg is "kicked" or "tapped out" or "eighty-sixed" or "cashed" or "all gone". There is no telling how long a tap takeover will last but often it is too long. There is no Guinness World Record for shortest tap takeover to date.
I heard Logboat Brewing is releasing their double mocha, candied boysenberry, triple dry-hopped Quad at the Tap Takeover tonight!
by BeerWench5000 June 27, 2018
mugGet the tap takeovermug.

this is spinal tap

U FOOL spinal tap is a ROCKumaentary (rocking documentary) AS WELL AS MOCKumentary (mock documantary) ANYWAY...Spinal tap is BRILLIANT! meat too big for the sandwich, cucumbers in tin foil in the pants....remote guitar amps that pick up airline signals, a gig at a puppet show, a 3 piece guitar solo.From the 18 inch stonehenge to the amp that goes to 11. pure rock genius....
by heehee July 29, 2004
mugGet the this is spinal tapmug.

Chicago Tap

When you can't fit into a parking spot while parallel parking, you have to tap the cars in front and back of you to fit.
Can I fit in that spot? Sure with a little Chicago tap, we can fit snuggly.
by koot04 February 24, 2013
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pocket tap

When somebody literally puts his hand on another’s pocket in attempt to see what is in it; in order to steal from them.
You gonna let another man pocket tap you?
by JerseyJosh July 15, 2020
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Root tap

A flick, thump, or quick strike to the genitals of a relaxed, distracted, or otherwise inattentive male companion.
"Hey, Jake?"
"Yeah?"
"ROOT TAP!"
"AUGH You Fucker!"
by Wacky Joker November 4, 2012
mugGet the Root tapmug.

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