Fan of Tan

Primarily UK Slang for a girl or Size Queen (referring to the fan in the definition) who prefers larger cocks of tan color and who absolutely doesn't go for small white ones. The tan color refers to mixed race men. The fan doesn't go for the darker black men (well at least not yet).

Girl #1: Did you see how that blondie eyed up the place looking for some steaming hot mocha latte?

Girl #2: She skimmed right over the white-as-ghosts guys.

Girl #1: There is a Lenny Kravitz lookalike over there.

Girl #2: She's got a bead on him.

Girl #1: She's a shameless fan of tan.

by sarasplayroom.com May 16, 2010

dirt tan

To be so dirty that it appears as though you have a tan. Also known as crust-tan.

His hands had a week long dirt tan.

by Oliver J Schultz April 20, 2004

T-Tan

When you get sun burned while wearing a T-Shirt. When you take your shirt off only your arms and neck are burned leaving a "T" shaped white skin.

I was land scaping all day with my T-Shirt on. Now I have a T-Tan.

by BostonTravis August 18, 2006

studio tan

The opposite of the suntan that lazy people get sitting on the beach, when you're working your butt off in the studio until the early hours of the morning.

Typically blamed on the winter months, by people who work just as hard in the summer & don't see daylight from one year to the next.

They: "Why don't you go outside & get a little sun on your bones"
You: "It's my studio tan. I've been working on it all summer"
They: "Er... I thought a tan made you darker"
You: "Dude, I'm in the dark Dude. I am the darkest of them all."

by little-miss can't do wrong September 29, 2010

Hippie Tan

The tan line that occurs on sandal clad feet after being exposed to the sun for an extended portion of time. The equivalent of farmer's tan on the foot.

Dude, Ross wore his sandals while he played guitar and smoked weed in the sun all day. Now he has major hippie tan

by KevinA July 11, 2007

bar tan

The red-faced, hangover appearance after a long night of drinking.

Dude, Larkin stayed out late and showed up at work sportin' a bar tan.

by snowtoad February 23, 2011

tan bark

the stupid way to say "wood chips"

alyssa:"wow, look at all that tan bark!"

anna:"...you mean the wood chips?"

by Chocolatelyabyss August 25, 2016