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Farm-System

the art of choosing a specific girl or boy who has the potential to become really attractive in a few years. they may have a nice cute face but no body thus he or she mite need time to develop. you must be friend them and plant your quote on quote "seeds" on the particular person. thus when they bloom or aka are ready to crop you are the first choice because you were emotionally attach to them during the development stage ...

Not every person can be farm system, it all the depends on the the person if there body for example is skinny and has no breast or ass the extra weight that mother nature puts on during the next years filling her body out giving her descent size breast and but along with her cute face you'll have one hot mama ready to be taken to the festival ...

most likely used on high school freshmen and ends around junior to senior year ...
That girl can be Farm-system.

I'm going to farm system her and then I'll tap that ass afterward..

she will be my wifely in a few years after shes farm-system properly.
by athrunzala September 12, 2009
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Nintendo Entertainment System

The first and the best console by Nintendo
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Complex Female Rating System

The Complex Female Rating System(CFRS) is the best way to accurately rate a female. The rating system uses 3 variables. (Boobs, Ass, face). Boobs and ass are rated 1-10 while face is rated A,B,C,D,F.( A being the best score and F being the worst). An example is (59A). 5 being 5/10 boobs, 9 being 9/10 ass, and A being the most attractive face. The most attractive female on earth is a 1010A. The ugliest female is a 11F. Please use (ABX) to help you. A is boobs,B is ass and X is A-F.
Josh: Becky is a solid 510A
Tim: Nah bro your Complex Female Rating system is off, her ass is not that nice. She is a solid 58A
by Bosslol41 July 9, 2020
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The Color System

The color system contains 5 colors that describe the conditions of the other sex. It is an alternate system to the 0-10 number system. It is not exactly like the number system in that it incorporates more than just physical appearance, it also has the mental aspect involved. The colors are Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, and Red. You can ask your friends for their opinion on the situation and they can give you a color that they think is appropriate. The color is not necessarily the same for every person.

Blue- If It happens it happens. This is a situation where you are attracted to someone but you wouldn't make a move but if they did then you would go with it.

Green- Go for it. This is when you are attracted to this person and you want to pursue. It also works for when you see someone and think they are attractive but you don't know anything else about them.

Yellow- is caution. When a situation was formerly green and something about this person causes caution to the pursuer.

Orange- Is very cautionary. There is very little reason to continue pursuing this person. There is something that is wrong with them, or they don't get along with you or the people that you are around.

Red- Get out of there. This could be someone that is unattractive or just full blown crazy and you should have nothing to do with them. Cut off all communication get out of the situation.
When at a bar you can ask your friend what the color is on a girl. She is hot so your friend says green to encourage you to go for it.

If you can't get a good view of a someone you can ask for a color from "The Color System" on how hot they are.
by BDP88 May 16, 2010
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Star system

a new classifying system replacing the four bases.

One Star: making out
Two Stars: anything else with hands
Three Stars: hand jobs
Four Stars: oral sex
Five Stars: sex
Dude 1: How was the weekend?

Dude 2: I had a five star weekend, according to the star system!!

Dude 1: AWESOME.
by gnrbefm December 26, 2011
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Giometric system

Everything and anything you say in math and school is right.
2+2 isn’t 4 using the giometric system it’s 18
by Fart beans January 31, 2022
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the magnet system

the system in which a parent and their child act like repelling magnets to avoid talking/ interaction.
*kid* whenever my mom comes upstairs i use the magnet system and go downstairs
by brianhackler January 3, 2009
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