Skimping

A mix of skimming and skipping a text that's boring as fuck.

L: "Hey, did you read the text on the evolution of grass for tomorrow?"
J: "No, not really. I was skimping it hard."

by sjakalen October 5, 2017

Swimming

Is the type of sport where you can get yelled at by your coach for literally just breathing at the wrong time

If I were you, I would take up swimming tomorrow

by KonstantinaPap January 6, 2018

Swimming the creek

Rather than making an actual connection with your crushconnecting the bridge this is the act of stalking their social media to see if they are single or not.

You creep just quit swimming the creek.

by Andreas Tortellini May 25, 2018

swimming sailor

when you know you just took a big ass shit! but when you stand to get a peak at it! the toilet is empty?

I am sure that burger will be a swimming sailor in a little while!
say bro! i just a swimming sailor in the john!

by kelsonic247 July 24, 2018

Swimming

What you say to someone (usually a girl to a guy) that you don’t want to sleep with

*2am*
Guy: “yo what you doin rn?”
Girl: “swimming”

by Cait R. September 1, 2018

Swimming Stork

The female version of blue balls.

"Did you have a good time out clubbing, Sussi?"

"No! I had swimming storks all night, man!"

by NotFriendsWithRick December 23, 2018

Swimming

The stupidest fucking sport to ever exist (if you could even call it a sport)

Swimming is for fags

by Littyfishy January 27, 2019