by Dark Horse Rider May 17, 2009
Get the Dr. Stoli's Blueberry Suprise mug.When your getting a blow-job and as your about to cum, you hold the girl's head down and suddenly shove your cock deep into her mouth. This results in either her tonsils getting crushed, or even better a full throat penetration. At this point her head is held down as a sticky load coats her tonsils or otherwise is blasted down her throat.
The key to this move is the surprise factor. The girl receiving the "tonsil surprise" must not be expecting the move, thus she will be quite surprised as the move is suddenly executed.
In order to achieve the maximum surprise factor, the blow-job is allowed to occur at a gentle pace, with minimal thrusting. A slow build up is desireable, followed by a sudden thrusting into the mouth at the point of ejaculation. The back of the girl's head is typically held down firmly with both hands, to ensure maximum depth of penetration and to prevent the girl from being able to pull her head away before the ejaculation is complete.
The key to this move is the surprise factor. The girl receiving the "tonsil surprise" must not be expecting the move, thus she will be quite surprised as the move is suddenly executed.
In order to achieve the maximum surprise factor, the blow-job is allowed to occur at a gentle pace, with minimal thrusting. A slow build up is desireable, followed by a sudden thrusting into the mouth at the point of ejaculation. The back of the girl's head is typically held down firmly with both hands, to ensure maximum depth of penetration and to prevent the girl from being able to pull her head away before the ejaculation is complete.
I was getting some nice head last night from that chick I met on Friday night. She was totally shocked when I gave her the "tonsil surprise".
by Jimmy DeLarge October 19, 2008
Get the tonsil surprise mug.Going home with a casual sex buddy only to find that she/he is not the gender you had once believed.
by Bobby Buche August 10, 2003
Get the Shanghai Surprise mug.When a male is travelling down a water slide and somehow the genitalia suddenly reverse direction and become crushed under the body. The genitalia then proceed to experience extreme friction for the rest of the ride. This is somewhat surprising.
Ricardo was travelling down the slide and suddenly he had an expression of anguish because of waterslide surprise
by Steven Brinks December 6, 2006
Get the Waterslide surprise mug.1. Something that is protruding and surprizing at the same time. Often the protrusion is the cause of the surprise.
2. When a woman conceals a strap-on/dildo and you are fucking or about to fuck, when suddenly she unleases her toy on your anus.
3. When you wake someone up by sticking something in their ass.
2. When a woman conceals a strap-on/dildo and you are fucking or about to fuck, when suddenly she unleases her toy on your anus.
3. When you wake someone up by sticking something in their ass.
#1:
"My ass still hurts after my girlfriend decided to give me a protruding surprise..."
#2:
"Wow! What a protruding surprise!"
"My ass still hurts after my girlfriend decided to give me a protruding surprise..."
#2:
"Wow! What a protruding surprise!"
by Argonak April 12, 2008
Get the protruding surprise mug.When a woman is giving you a blowjob as you're driving, and right when you're about to cum you slam on the breaks and her head flies off your dick onto the steering wheel, thus making you jizz on her face.
"Yo, why has Mary been avoiding you all week?"
"Oh. She's still mad that I gave her a stop sign surprise."
"Oh. She's still mad that I gave her a stop sign surprise."
by Elixer0 May 18, 2008
Get the stop sign surprise mug.Chick: "Kobe totally raped me from behind. I didn't want to have sex with him. I'm calling the cops."
Lawyer: "Nah, it was just suprise sex. You were asking for it."
Chick: "Oh, cool."
Lawyer: "Nah, it was just suprise sex. You were asking for it."
Chick: "Oh, cool."
by poohbah May 24, 2006
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