Surfer

Someone who lives for the search of finding new and exotic waves to surf. They love to ride waves, and they love to just be in the water either with great friends or by themselves, whether its 2 feet or 20 Feet, this person is happy and has a smile on their face. Also a surfer is a humble person who tries to spread happiness and good vibes to all. Oh, and they are always looking for that next sick barrel.

Random Guy: "Hey buddy, i always wanted to try the sport of surfing, whats it like?"

Surfer: "Whats up bro, its not just a sport dude, its a lifestyle, and its fucking amazing, haha. Its the only sport that gives back."

by HankTheSkank August 12, 2015

chit surfer

a person who is never really hurt but decides to pretend the whole damn time and piss everyone off by not ever doing anything. ever.

wow did you see delong, on chit again. what a chit surfer.

by joe q public April 25, 2008

Text Surge

A term used to describe the moment at which everyone in the known universe sends you a text message. Then, once you finish replying to all of them, you spend about an hour sitting there without getting a single new message from anyone.

Dude, my phone was going crazy a sec ago, and now I'm not getting any messages at all...stupid text surges

by Fergalicious def March 14, 2011

Mexican brain surgeon

noun

1) A sexual position wherein one partner lays on his/her back, with his/her head on the edge of a bed (or similar) and performs fellatio on a male partner that is standing in such a manner as to thrust his penis forcefully into his partner's open mouth.

2) An small alcoholic beverage meant to be consumed in one gulp or "shot," consisting of equal parts tequila and Goldshlagger.

1) "Tracy let me do a 'Mexican brain surgeon' last night!"

2) "Things went quickly downhill after that last round of 'Mexican brain surgeons.'"

Bonus combination example: "I met Jenna at the bar when we both ordered a 'Mexican brain surgeon." We toasted together and joked around a bit, then ordered another round. Fortunately, the liquid 'Mexican brain surgeon' did its job and I was able to do my own 'Mexican brain surgeon' on Jenna later that night. Giggitty.

by elpolakogrande September 14, 2009

surfer

Me and other people who have the balance to continuosly ride waves. No, we don't say "Surf's up radical dude!" Thats bullshit you steryotypical bitches

Me and Surfchick are surfers. (You speak the truth Surfchick!!)

by Aleu April 26, 2003

dirt surfer

A dirty, often dredlocked person, who resembles a hippie, skater punk or homeless youth by his or her unkept appearance and tattered, dirty clothes. Usually found in urban environments asking for change or milling about for no apparent purpose. Often speaks in a derivative of California "surfer" lingo. May be a trustafarian. Similar to a gutter punk but inclusive of trustafarian.

Dude, look at that dirt surfer walking down Division Street. The guy with the dreds, torn BDU bottoms, and no shirt.

by cranialsodomy September 7, 2010

Pillow surfer

a person who frequents department stores, excessively touching and squeezing pillows looking for the perfect one. (usually a woman).

..these (pillows) are all dirty and misshapen...clearly a pillow surfer has been through here!

by Butts-walla November 12, 2010