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Stuntcock

Origin of word: Milwaukee, Wisconsin. This word is announced in slang English to represent a well put together man on all fronts of the socio- physical institution, he is humble with just enough confidence that could be misconstrued as arrogance. He is very aware of the latest looks and fashions without being thought of as a gay male. He has a silver tongue and knows how to avoid the pitfalls of rejection from women. And just basically, his overall entity entices the sexual element in a sensing woman.
Peter and Todd are two childhood friends of a guy named Marko. A guy they look up to on the block...Word!

Somewhere on the streets of the Mil, the two are engaged in player conversation:

Peter: Todd, do you wanna start hitting the gym? I really need to start stepping my game up because all I seem to be attracting these days are fatties, beer whales, and women who come tied up with acronyms!

Todd: Yeah dude, the women I am meeting at the bars or on plenty-o-fish are kinda rancid, mostly some randy, piss swallowing, 2 kid having, whores bloke. I need to drop the smoking habit, start eating healthier as well, maybe hit the Pumphaus (Gym) Let's call up that dude Marko, That is one stuntcock assed mofo, he knows some of the odd's and in's to help us create a new persona for ourselves, our pimping game combined is pretty dusted! He always has a lady. He is swagger personified. Let's give the brotha a call!

Peter: Heck Yeah my dude like Barrack Obama, it's time for a change!

Marko: (answering the cell) Whashaddening?

And progress begins with a phone call, and the gameless marks end up hitting the weights, dieting, tanning, and from what I last heard our stories heroes, they both ran a train on the same drunken, fine but shallowly featured, low standard having, Anywhere in America HOE. And they crossed swords in the snizzy too while high-fiving each other for thinking they are pimps...The End.
by Marko Schmidt April 5, 2013
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Stuntman shot

This is the REAL stuntman shot.
1: You drink the shot
2: You lick the salt
3: You snort the shot
4: Squirt the lime in your eye
5: Get slapped across the face.

Don't be a pussy. Just do it.
Don't be a retard. You snort the salt, you're a dumbass. Do the REAL stuntman shot
by NoDakBadAss August 12, 2011
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stunt 101
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Stunata

An idiot, who doesn't know anything about the world around him.
Guy: "Im gonna kill you."
Guy 2: "Lets see you do it, Stunata!
by BlaznAzn June 5, 2009
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stunter shades

Stunter shades are basically the hugest most outrageous colorful shades you can find (e.g. Elton John's shades). These origionated in the Bay Area (California) with rappers such as E-40 wearing them on stage or in the clubs.
"Put ya stunter shades on, put ya stunter shades on..."-E-40

E-40 Feat. The Game and Keak Da Sneak- Tell Me When to Go (remix)
by El Hanko July 17, 2006
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stunt

1.to show off ya bling, cars, girls..wuteva

2.play it off, frontin
1.I was <u>stuntin</u> all my shoes to Tyrell

2.Girl don't <u>stunt</u>...u know u want dis
by Miss Jordan<3 December 28, 2005
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stunt

Getto word for show off. (Fiddy cent is not cool, this word is not cool, DO NOT USE THIS WORD)
yo yo dog, check mark over there thinkin he can stunt to get em ho's over to his crib
by L__101 February 17, 2007
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