Stitch

cute cuddly alien that can kill you.

stitch is scary.

by .....................qr January 28, 2017

stitched

A girl that has been hurt by guys in past relationships, and "healed stronger" therefore doesn't get hurt by guys anymore. She generally has a carefree attitude and doesn't care about one specific guy to a large extent. She doesn't allow herself to become attached to a guy again.

That girl didn't cry over me when we broke up because she is stitched.

by BeenStitched17 June 13, 2013

sphincter stretcher

1. the act of the cock monsters stretching a sphincter so wide you can see her heart beat.

My oh my Benny has her in the Sphincter stretcher...TAP BITCH TAP!!!

by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004

nut stretcher

When someone attatchs weights to their nuts in order to stretch them out.

I would like my nuts to touch my ass so I use weights for a nut stretcher.

by Don B July 31, 2008

stretching the michael

1. Pulling out snot out of your nose.

1. Look at him! He's stretching the michael! *ewwwwww*

by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004

stitched

To tie everything together nicely. When things that don't necessarily go together somehow fit.

"That chick's outfit is so stitched!"
or
"You two are so different but you are a totally stitched couple.

by Diva_Danae July 16, 2008

stretcher

to get just unbelievably wasted to the point where you cannot walk and need to be taken out on an actual stretcher

"Man, i was so stretchered last night. What did I do?

by Brett Scheifele January 17, 2009