e-stoner

A person that fakes being a stoner on the internet to look cool.

Jack: I AM SO HIGH MAN
Bill: STFU you e-stoner

by ColonTapps April 25, 2006

stoner flu

Becoming sick from another's germs by hitting and then passing a bowl or joint

"i think im getting sick"
"yeah man its probably the stoner flu."

by lyo August 19, 2007

Stoner weekend

Stoner weekend is usually done by high school and college students and involves 2-3 days of waking up at 11:30 and the smoking of marijuana,while texting and or watching television (usually mtv)

dude finals are over im ready for a Stoner weekend!!!

by lagosvibes January 25, 2011

Stoner Trade

An equal exchange between two objects that have a significance to two or more people who are smoking weed at any given point in time.

A joint offered for a soda
A bong for a taco
A blunt for a beer
etc.

Billy offers a soda to Michael. Michael accepts the soda and offers Billy a joint. Billy accepts. A Stoner Trade has just been initiated.

by Scrabble Bitch May 31, 2010

stoner shuffle

The process of shuffling playing cards(i.e. UNO cards) by dealing the cards into four piles and then combing all four piles of cards. This is the easiest way to shuffle while under the influence of some mary jane, but it is effective in all situations.

Person 1: "I'm too f**cked up to shuffle these cards!"
Person 2: "Just do the stoner shuffle, they'll be shuffled in no time!"

by NewYorkHippy September 30, 2015

stoner thoughts

a thought by a person that is stoned that blows his or her mind

david is having stoner thoughts again.

by Ace20033 July 9, 2019

Stoner Crew

Only the most elite members of society, who can be identified by their clear love for weed. The people who come to school or work looking high as fuck, like they just woke up from a year long coma.

Jim: Ayo Matt, look at Mason over there looking high AF. Ms Nelson boutta take his ass to the principal.
Matt: Nah, don't worry Jimbo, he's Stoner Crew, he can take care of himself just fine.

by Strudelgod2001 September 7, 2020