Stiff

A girl who is good at playing running back in football because she stiff-arms people.
"Don't try to tackle her, shes a stiff."
by 'Tomer July 09, 2005
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Stiff

Not movin/ bitchin for no real reason.
“Yo stop being so fucking STIFF bro.”
by Zes520 January 14, 2020
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Stiff

When a employee fails to get tipped or tipped with a low amount.
Boss: How much did he tip you?
Me: 12
Boss: DAMN, yo ass a STIFF
by xdezxnutsx April 06, 2019
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Stiff Neck

You need a stiff neck in order to withstand bullets
by MineOwedWu's July 16, 2021
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Stiff bobble head

A person with constant reoccurring thoughts about yaoi and or sex of the homosexual kind.
Person 1: Did you just hit that lamp shade? It’s cursed.
Person 2: I know, but it feels like a stiff bobble head.
Person 1: bro, that’s cursed. Make that the title to one of your fan fictions.
Person 2: Thanks, now I’m thinking of some really innopropriate stuff. Wow, I’m never gonna be able to get this out of my head.
Person 1: I think you’re the real stiff bobble head.
by I’m the real trite here July 24, 2018
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stiff Nicola

The same as a stiff Nicolas

Instead of kicking a male dog in the nether regions and sneezing, a stiff Nicola is kicking a female dog in the nether regions and sneezing.
I’ve just stiff Nicola’d my dog
by ROGEREDDDD March 13, 2024
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Stiff Punch

Right after ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, fisting them and keeping the fist inside until the cum hardens, creating a Stiff Punch.
I gave julie a Stiff Punch the other day, it got so stiff couldn't open my fist for hours.
by d_dbn October 09, 2021
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