Bald Stiff

A person who has no hair and works at mindless boring job that they hate.

Hey Steve! Look at those construction workers over there, a bunch of bald stiffs.

by 19Characters June 16, 2018

stiff fit

an outfit that looks good/ cool, very stylish, auraful

hey bro, thats a stiff fit.

by beng995 December 15, 2025

stiff dickium

A word used in a machine shop to describe an unknown material that is super hard.

The opposite of shitanium

Man what material is that made of?

I don’t know it’s hard as fuck, must be made of stiff dickium

by ThunderJack92 August 12, 2025

Stiff

Nickname for person named Stian, but this "Stian" has to be exceptionally stupid. Can also be called Stig

Hey Stiff, you fucking dumbass!

by alinarnold October 25, 2017

stiff Nicola

The same as a stiff Nicolas…

Instead of kicking a male dog in the nether regions and sneezing, a stiff Nicola is kicking a female dog in the nether regions and sneezing.

“I’ve just stiff Nicola’d my dog”

by ROGEREDDDD March 13, 2024

running into a stiff breeze

It's like everything you do, say or see is taking a toll on your health unneccessarily.

Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.

Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.

You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.

You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'

"Hey Bob, that car you brought was a lemon can't you buy anything decent"?

B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!

by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

sniff the stiff

When you sniff your mans dick when it’s hard

Damn bro I’m bouta go sniff the stiff

by Flick da stick January 13, 2018