A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.
Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George
A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*
Starbucks name
George: George
A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*
Starbucks name
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 2, 2025
Get the Starbucks namemug. an overrated coffee place where the female white folk like to congregate. going inside a Starbucks is like getting flashbanged by the crazy amounts of white people in line to get their frappuccino or whatever the fuck they get.
by Cheese Wonton May 24, 2022
Get the starbucksmug. The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010
Get the starbucks shufflemug. by Siqnaste June 9, 2022
Get the Fast Starbucksmug. White peoples legal drug.
There is a dozen of Starbucks cafes in New York and Starbucks is also controlling the world.
There is a dozen of Starbucks cafes in New York and Starbucks is also controlling the world.
Me: do you wanna go drink a coffee?
Will: yeah! I knew that Starbucks recently opened nearby. (Starbucks is everywhere)
Will: yeah! I knew that Starbucks recently opened nearby. (Starbucks is everywhere)
by Helena ch February 22, 2018
Get the Starbucksmug. by Liveso December 12, 2023
Get the Starbuckedmug. by JTisntmyrealname May 7, 2019
Get the Starbucks hiccupsmug.