Salt Spring Syndrome

The syndrome that eventually permeates nearly all residents of Salt Spring Island, the largest of the Southern Gulf Islands. Characterized by symptoms of supressed or underlying but often unacknowledged despisation, hatred and flaunted superiority towards "New Islanders" or any party new to or unexperienced in the ways of Gulf Island culture.

Aunt Old Timer: "You go to Ganges central town in the summertime and ther'll be the rednecks wearing the shirts that say "If it's called tourist season why can't we shoot at em" and those are the ones who've only been here 2 or 3 years!"
Billy Bob: "Yea being here even 2 or 3 years gives you a pretty bad case of Salt Spring Syndrome"

by OldtimeIslanderasasas July 20, 2009

spring

spring is the best person every

1:) did you see spring she the best and she single

by Undercover bad bitch November 10, 2020

Spring

The most beautiful girls you could ever meet. If you meet a spring she will care and love you for your personality and heart and never let them go if you they will be there when you most need them.

Have you seen spring i need to tell her something.

by Everyonesproblem February 25, 2019

natural spring bomb

Dropping a shot of 160 proof Devil Springs vodka into a pint glass of Natural Ice beer. Good start to any night of drinking.

Dude, Kurt wants to do a Natural Spring Bomb, lets go!

by B$$ May 15, 2007

corporate spring break

Young business men and women taking a grown up trip to the beach over Memorial Day weekend.

We went down to Destin for Corporate Spring Break.

by SethM November 4, 2007

Crystal Spring Turtle

Giving somebody a crystal spring turtle is a sexual act. It involves one parter "prairie dogging" a piece of feces in and out of their rectum, while the other either urinates or ejaculates on the half protruding feces. The partner then pulls the feces back in, like a turtle retreating into its shell.

Guy #1: Hey bro i heard you gave Sally a crystal spring turtle last night

Guy#2: Hell yea man! I crystal spring'd all over that turtle!! Jealous??

Guy#1: Uuuhh...not really

by Badassboyscout May 13, 2009

Facebook spring cleaning

the act of removing "friends" from your Facebook account every spring due to them not being your friend. Every school year leads to a build up of people on your Facebook account that you don't really know nor like, leading to an end year "purge" event known as Facebook spring cleaning.

Wow, I 'unfriended' almost 200 people during that Facebook spring cleaning.

by FBook Guru March 1, 2012