Blue-screened

To be confused; to cause confusion.

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.

by Auntie Ashley January 4, 2009

Half Screen

Where you bash an object across your huge forehead to the point where the object is broken or folded in half

Originated from Lucas (10T)

Harry: Georgia’s massive forehead could half screen anything

Jesse: OMG yes, I’m so jealous

by Ctfraser01 June 21, 2019

Smoke screen

A lie

That’s a smoke screen

by I$l@ndg!r1 July 13, 2021

Screenshit

1) When you take a screenshot whilst sitting on the toilet
2) When you screenshot something dirty like a nude
3) A false screenshot / something thats bullsh*t

"WTF, screenshit that hottie!"

by cowtie November 16, 2016

screen perv

looking at another players screen when playing video games to gain an unfair advantage.

call of duty split screen

Max is running around cant find Tim, so looks at Tims halve of the screen to find his position then throws a grenade which explodes

+10

Tim "Oh man you're such a screen perv"
Max "hey it was just luck, I am not cheating honest"

by DR. mark sloan August 6, 2009

Behind the Screen

A pernicious social and psychological phenomena and by-product of virtuality. 'Behind the Screen' describes an individuals preference for the world behind their TV or PC screen and their subsequent desire to live in it. A kind of cultural autism. Produces Clueless TV Wanabees and Couch Potatoes.

The massive growth of numbers on the waiting lists for participation in Reality TV, Jerry Springer, Fame Academy etc and the rise in the numbers of Personal Web-Cams.

by Reedybloke June 20, 2005

Name that thing on the screen before it disappears

A language game played by Brown University students in which an intricately timed powerpoint presentation displays images of clothes, food, etc. while students attempt to name the articles in a foreign language before they pass from one side of the display to the other.

Diego: And what is this.
Joe: der Handschuhe!!!
Diego: ...die Handschuhe?
Joe: Oh...yeah. I love "Name that thing on the screen before it disappears"!

by fivestarfolds March 18, 2011