Sploogie Poindexter

a male masterbator; usually a computer geek that is addicted to porn sites.

The IT guy is such a Sploogie Poindexter that his thumb and forefinger are constantly slick.

by David December 2, 2003

sploogefest

1.When you masturbate

2. When you masturbate with other people

i had the fattiest sploogefest yesterday!

by bobby May 13, 2005

Splooge Clues

Popular children show in which children of all ages get extremely wet and sticky with ejaculatory fluids known a cum or semen.

"I was watching Splooge Clues and this guy just cummed all over this little girl's face."

by Cum Dictator October 18, 2009

Sploogian

(sploo gee en) Noun. A girl that loves the man juice.

That girl last night was a total sploogian. She drained me.

by Füktard January 29, 2009

Sploogicant

Sperm used as a lubricant

In order to get the bitch off I had to call in the heavy artillery. Thankfully I had already greased that ass with a heavy dose of sploogicant.

by iam2eeyore November 10, 2009

sploogein

Losing control of yourself in what is not necessarily an erotic situation.

"I was wearing my new corduroys commando style and started sploogein everywhere!"

by JohnCreasy February 26, 2011

splooge magnet

promiscuous girl

guy1: did you hear, paris hilton has a new sex tape
guy2: again? what a splooge magnet

by Carlo999 June 30, 2011