Gran Spike

when you put excessive pictures of old people (particularly grans, if it is a males possesions)somewhere hidden for someone to find at a later date. usually in a possesion which wil be carried around, such as a wallet.

The pictures are usually small so that they
will not be found until embarressing moments (see example). Also quite commonly cuttings from old peoples magazines or adverts.

guy 1: dude, i totally gran spiked you yesterday, i cant believe you didnt find those pictures in your wallet until today!

guy 2: yeah, i was mega embarressed, the woman serving me at the checkout gave me well dodgy looks when those pictures of grans flew out my wallet when i went to pay, so thanks for that!

by aloysha April 26, 2009

Spiking

When someone slaps the back of a persons thigh extremely hard when let least expect it.

Samantha was mad at me last night so she was spiking me really hard in my sleep last night and woke me up.

by [e-mail] December 4, 2016

range of spikes

A saying which is said when you are faced with one of life’s obstacles!

Me: ugh I really want some ice cream, but I don’t eat dairy anymore

You: I guess that’s just another range of spikes

by Evenifitsnottrue April 7, 2022

marlin spike

When a girl's anus is too constricted for a large erect penis and either the male or female uses their index finger to prepare the ass hole for penile penetration.

That bitch's ass was so tight I had to Marlin spike her before I could fit my cock in that hoe.

by Brown Jon March 3, 2016

spike dinner

Food which was supplied in pauper's centres called spikes.

Fifty tramps were sitting in the spike with their bellies half filled with the spike dinners

by JOHAN JOHAN March 6, 2019

Spike

Spike is the kinda guy who ends up fucking everything that moves. He will lash out over the tiniest things. He'll punch anyone to utters an insult under their breath, and that is just the way he is. A man named spike loves to drink to the point where he goes canoeing until his legs turn purple from the sun. Overall, if you ever meet a Spike, turn the oppisute direction and run.

"Did you see that dude KO that chick?!"

"What did you expect, his name is Spike"

by ThatIrishScoot July 8, 2019

Spike

some dudes' fricking Kirby OC that is a light blue (not neon) and wears an orange beanie.

yo dude that roleplay with spike was cool

by DAZawesome (spike) December 31, 2018