This toy is a popular autism stress toy. this fidget spinner should be for ages 5-13 we think its dumb if you see a teenager such as 17 years old playing with an autism toy like half of yall kids don't even have autism like stick to yall facebooks or bikes boy bye
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by Radude6969 November 13, 2017
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I was tired of my co-worker bothering me, so I man-handled him like a spinner. Now we work well together.
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also known as huge tits
also known as huge tits
by spinner mania November 22, 2009
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by weird walt February 11, 2003
Get the spinner mug.A wonderful treat of nasty meat, cheesy goob, sour cream slop, refried beans(possibly fried in pig pen), tomatoes (possibly rotten or prevoiusly chomped by rabid bunny), can replace burritos as the staple shitting food.
Rules for Consuming a Spinner:
1. Consume as fast as possible (under 4 minutes is preferrable) and take a good look at what you are eating because you will be seeing it again soon.
2. Buy a large bottle of FUZE and consume at same time for ultimate explosive power.
3. Check out your surroundings and make sure that you have atleast 3 exits nearby preferrably with a bathroom 20 feet or closer or you may end up running home waving arms and legs while screaming "There's no time!"
4. Once you have reached the 3 minute mark... DO NOT START ANOTHER MAD LIB... because you won't be finishing it unless you take it to go.
5. When done with the spinner immediately pack your valuables and have backpack on so you don't have to do any heavy lifting or there could be a pre-spinner show, aka a prarie-popper incident.
6. Most importantly of all if you have been recently diagnosed with FTIT do not consume a spinner- you may want to but this would be ur... i had a spinner and cannot finish this sentence
**National FTIT society has labeled this product a grade A diarretic, better than most laxatives INSTANT results- The tofu fajita spinner must be consumed while on the shitter.
Primary Side-effect: YUM!
Secondary: Oh no!
if you have FTIT: Nothing because you are dead.
Rules for Consuming a Spinner:
1. Consume as fast as possible (under 4 minutes is preferrable) and take a good look at what you are eating because you will be seeing it again soon.
2. Buy a large bottle of FUZE and consume at same time for ultimate explosive power.
3. Check out your surroundings and make sure that you have atleast 3 exits nearby preferrably with a bathroom 20 feet or closer or you may end up running home waving arms and legs while screaming "There's no time!"
4. Once you have reached the 3 minute mark... DO NOT START ANOTHER MAD LIB... because you won't be finishing it unless you take it to go.
5. When done with the spinner immediately pack your valuables and have backpack on so you don't have to do any heavy lifting or there could be a pre-spinner show, aka a prarie-popper incident.
6. Most importantly of all if you have been recently diagnosed with FTIT do not consume a spinner- you may want to but this would be ur... i had a spinner and cannot finish this sentence
**National FTIT society has labeled this product a grade A diarretic, better than most laxatives INSTANT results- The tofu fajita spinner must be consumed while on the shitter.
Primary Side-effect: YUM!
Secondary: Oh no!
if you have FTIT: Nothing because you are dead.
"One time in 1459 Greece, the original pear-shaped man ordered a spinner. The side-effects were felt immediately so he ran to the beach (toilets were invented the following year due to this incident) to find that there was no toilet paper- His toga had no chance."
Note: The national olympics organization has announced that for the 2014 Olympics in Greece in honor of the original pear shaped man will have FUZE and Spinners as the official food and drink of the Olympics- anyone who consumes otherwise will be disqualified- Brawny and Scott will be sponsoring these games. Thanks FUZE! (Running to bathroom) Makes you poop.
Note: The national olympics organization has announced that for the 2014 Olympics in Greece in honor of the original pear shaped man will have FUZE and Spinners as the official food and drink of the Olympics- anyone who consumes otherwise will be disqualified- Brawny and Scott will be sponsoring these games. Thanks FUZE! (Running to bathroom) Makes you poop.
by there's no time for a name I ate a spinner March 9, 2008
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